1 definition by koticbassist
The moment when you trust a fart, but instead of hot pungent gases being expelled from your anus, a solid turd shoots out of your brown starfish and smashes into your undergarments, flattening like a pancake.
I will never forget that time I was standing next to my coworker while having a farting competition. I sharted, I pancaking myself in full surround sound.
by koticbassist June 14, 2021