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Captain Assfuck
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Someone that is a
douchebag
to you or others and is very
disliked
by
everyone
My
french teacher
is a Captain Assfuck
That
bus driver
drove off
without me
, captain assfuck
Captain Assfuck
by
koolaidisgood
July 27, 2010
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