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2 definitions by knobgoblin

 
1.
A total idiot, someone who lacks any intelligence at all.
my little brother is such a goofball
by knobgoblin August 28, 2009
 
2.
Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.
Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.
by knobgoblin September 08, 2009