4 definitions by knightsofsesquipedalia
A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.
This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.
by knightsofsesquipedalia March 17, 2015
The expression used to describe a woman with an exceptionally muscular butt. I similar phrase to "more cushion for the pushin" but instead of cushion (fat) she has hard muscle. Pain from thrusting during intercourse is implied. Serena Williams is the perfect example of this phenomenon.
Stan: Dang that female weightlifter has a big manly booty!
Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.
Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.
Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.
Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.
by knightsofsesquipedalia September 11, 2014
by knightsofsesquipedalia September 10, 2014
by knightsofsesquipedalia October 31, 2015