2 definitions by klrpenguin66

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DUDE Nothing can describe Brand New. They are too great to even begin to explain...take it from me, and buy one of their cds. Listen and you will completely understand what I'm talking about.

"If I could, I would shrink myself, sink through your skin to your blood cells, remove whatever makes you hurt, but I am too weak to be your cure."

"If it makes you less sad, I'll move out of the state, you can keep to yourself, I'll keep out of your way. If it makes you less sad, I'll take your pictures all down. Every picture you paint, I will paint myself out. It's cold as a tomb, and its dark in your room, when I sneak to your bed to pour salt in your wounds."
Fuck they are the reason I'm alive.
by klrpenguin66 July 10, 2004

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When a gay guy gets banged too often up the ass, and one day it just doesn't close up afterwards. So, the guy has to wear a tampon up his ass so all the crap doesn't fall out all over the place.
Guy in bathroom stall: Anyone got an ass tampon?!!!?!?!!!?! I forgot a spare!!!!!!!
*Everyone runs out of bathroom*
by klrpenguin66 July 02, 2004

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