1 definition by kleb

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The Mexican Leprechaun queen of the watercress fields of Pearlridge Marika. Likes to use her magically delicious lucky charms to lure drunken old saggy smelly hairy men into her grass hut where she rapes them to death and then uses their bodies to feed her pet mutant chickens.
marikkaaa: okay okay
marikkaaa: i admit
marikkaaa: once i find the perfect guy
marikkaaa: i am going to get a sex change
marikkaaa: so that i can be in a homosexual relationship
marikkaaa: and have an excuse to have buttsex all the time

"marika penis"
by kleb January 18, 2008

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