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nz

new zealand--the coolest country ever, except not. its really really pretty and the mountains are AMAZING, but its so small and quite. the population is practically zero, and theres not much going on there. but u gotta remeber, kiwi's (ppl from nz, name due to national bird, kiwi) are really great people. they're simple and not all materialistic. lol. but the problem i had with nz, (and so the reason i moved to california) was b/c the guys there are soo NOT hot. the cali guys are waaaay better. its all pretty old-fashioned over there and the guys all where uniforms and get math scholarships. ok, so u get my point: they're nerds. but u also gotta remeber that there's been a lot of kiwi's who have been the first to do stuff--like climb mt. everest, etc. for such a tiny country, we're pretty f*ckn sweet! (oh ya and the prime minister is a women--helen clarke. but w.e she looks like a man so it duznt really matter.)

SCENARIO 1:
peep 1: hey bud, like nz?
peep 2: nah. not too good. not mucho going on there.

SCENARIO 2:
peep: hey dude, wats nz like?
peep 2: totally awsome. peeps there are great and really friendly. and the country is pretty f*ckn gorgeous.

by kiwi controversy May 20, 2007