7 definitions by kitchenspazz

Dishes Negligence

A behavior (tendency, habit or lone circumstance) when one or more parties fail to maintain a sanitary system of kitchen utensils.

I came home from vacation and threw up in my mouth because of my roommates dishes negligence.
see forkuation spoonuation

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2016

dishes avoidance

The practice of avoiding dirty dishes, for one reason or another.

I was raised by wolves, and today I practice dishes avoidance. Also see filth apologist and dishes accountability

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2016

Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.

Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2017

Meathead Moo-Hard

A large, boisterous, round, angry, impoverished degenerate purchasing meat products with food stamps at a truck stop while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I wanted to spice up my nachos but some meathead moo-hard snatched up all the onions from the condiment bar.

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2017

filth apologist

A filthy lazy ass roommate who doesn't do their dishes and isn't sorry either.

I'm sorry that my home smells like a rotting corpse, one of my roommates is a filth apologist. Also see dishes avoidance forkuation spoonuation

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2016

dishes accountability

When somebody washes the dishes even though they probably don't want to

I want to live a more respectable life, I'm going to practice dishes accountability. Also see dishes negligence spoonless creep

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2016

dishes leverage

The act of doing someone else's dishes with intent to establish leverage for malicious purposes.

I feel like an apeish ass because my roommate got dishes leverage on me.

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2016