16 definitions by kinkybabysteps
A form of poetry following a 5-7-5 syllable pattern that is sensual, sexually suggestive, and erotic. It is designed to woo a lover and encourage her to wrap her thighs around you.
Me: Hey, love. I wrote you a thigh-ku.
Her: Let me hear it.
Me:
Warm Friday showers,
But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.
Her: Let me hear it.
Me:
Warm Friday showers,
But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.
by kinkybabysteps August 16, 2021
Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.
Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.
by kinkybabysteps April 13, 2022