3 definitions by kingofdefecation

Leyva

A word used to describe the act of defecation, or taking a shit. named after Jacob Leyva, whos favorite hobby is taking a dump.

Man, that Chinese food is gonna make me take a Leyva.

by kingofdefecation October 19, 2020

Jeez I shouldn't of drank all that coffee, now i'm gonna be on the toilet taking a leyva all day..

by kingofdefecation November 15, 2020

A person who abandons their job to go sit on the toilet, then blames others when he gets fired.

Where is that guy? he just Javined his job to go take a shit! If he does that 100 more times he's fired!

by kingofdefecation January 18, 2022