kingalex's definitions

solarium

An excuse for lack of ability to get a rea l tan. Just as bad for you as the real thing and imfinite times more expensive.

"Man, Zira just got out of the Solarium."
"Can you believe that whore, that's major sifness!"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

Wisdom

The act of thinking of somethin stupid to say and not saying it.

"What are you doing for your birthday"
"*Ya mum*... oh Nothing."

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

in a nutshell

A phrase meaning, without pretense or long explanations. Used commonly when you can't be bothered making an in-depth explanation.

"Does he, in a nutshell, fuck?"

"This is me in a nutshell, "Help! I'm in a nutshell!""

by KinGAleX April 4, 2005

maybe

You can use this word for anything, it can mean yes or no or just an answer because you cannot be bothered making up anytbing more elaborate. It can piss people off, it can amke them happy all in all it seems to be a pretty great word.

Q: Are you horny?
A: Maybe (Yes)
Q: Can I get that nice new 500 dollar bike for my birthday?
A: Maybe (No)
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Maybe (Nonsense)

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

mizz out

To leave or split. One of the few new words which are gereally accepted for use by a white person, of any race or colour.

"This place blows, let's mizz out!"
"K"

by KinGAleX March 27, 2005

willy-willy

It's not actually just an Australian term for a hurricane. It's a special type which occurs in the outback, when a swirl of wind picks up wind or sand and spins it around tornado-like. This is very small scale and lasts from about 5 seconds to about 10 minutes.

"Oh look, it's another willy-willy startin' up behind the shed"

by KinGAleX April 4, 2005

canadians

The people who reside in the country Canada, who are disliked by most Americans because they know which wars to fight, and don't kill each other as frequently. It is commonly known that they use the word eh alot. Whether or not this is true, or if people are just ignorant (I favour the latter) they are a happy, content people, who are associated with the French because that's who colonized them. Why aren't Americans like that with England? Oh wait, you declared "Independence".

American: Check out those pussy Canadians...
Canadian: Am I pussy because we don't go and fight wars over some oil, and hold a pre-emptive strike? Or because we are half french? Shut up eh?

by KinGAleX March 31, 2005