kingalex's definitions

sifness

If something was completely unbelieveable/inconceivable, sometiems someone will exclaim "Sif!", a word used in internet circles. This word could be used when describing the situation of when the exclamation occured.

"The Sifness was so mindblowing, I was like, wow, that frood must be leetzor!"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

solarium

An excuse for lack of ability to get a rea l tan. Just as bad for you as the real thing and imfinite times more expensive.

"Man, Zira just got out of the Solarium."
"Can you believe that whore, that's major sifness!"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

songa

A word used to call out to a female of Samoan, Fijian, Tongan etc. background. The male form is Solly.

"Songa!" "Yeah what cuz you wanna fight?"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

Wisdom

The act of thinking of somethin stupid to say and not saying it.

"What are you doing for your birthday"
"*Ya mum*... oh Nothing."

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

Billabong

The most widely sold "surf brand" in Australia, which is a complete rip off and has stolen the name of a small river in central Australia. Unfortunately considered cool until teenagers realise what "Gucci" and "Armani" are and bleed their parents dry, while talking on their mobile phones and eating fast food.

"Once a jolly swagman, camped by a Billabong, under the shade of a Quiksilver tree"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

willy-willy

It's not actually just an Australian term for a hurricane. It's a special type which occurs in the outback, when a swirl of wind picks up wind or sand and spins it around tornado-like. This is very small scale and lasts from about 5 seconds to about 10 minutes.

"Oh look, it's another willy-willy startin' up behind the shed"

by KinGAleX April 4, 2005

in a nutshell

A phrase meaning, without pretense or long explanations. Used commonly when you can't be bothered making an in-depth explanation.

"Does he, in a nutshell, fuck?"

"This is me in a nutshell, "Help! I'm in a nutshell!""

by KinGAleX April 4, 2005