kingalex's definitions

solarium

An excuse for lack of ability to get a rea l tan. Just as bad for you as the real thing and imfinite times more expensive.

"Man, Zira just got out of the Solarium."
"Can you believe that whore, that's major sifness!"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

Billabong

The most widely sold "surf brand" in Australia, which is a complete rip off and has stolen the name of a small river in central Australia. Unfortunately considered cool until teenagers realise what "Gucci" and "Armani" are and bleed their parents dry, while talking on their mobile phones and eating fast food.

"Once a jolly swagman, camped by a Billabong, under the shade of a Quiksilver tree"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

billion

America and most other non-british-colonized countries (let's not debate about that): 1,000,000,000
: 1 thousand Million

Australia, The Uk etc. : 1,000,000,000,000
: 1 Million Million

"In America it is easier to make a billion dollars then in Australia"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

mostly harmless

The current (in some dimensions) passage in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which relates to the planet Earth. (The one you are on now, unless otherwise).

"They updated the entry..."
"What to?"
"Mostly Harmless."

by KinGAleX March 27, 2005

mizz out

To leave or split. One of the few new words which are gereally accepted for use by a white person, of any race or colour.

"This place blows, let's mizz out!"
"K"

by KinGAleX March 27, 2005

canadians

The people who reside in the country Canada, who are disliked by most Americans because they know which wars to fight, and don't kill each other as frequently. It is commonly known that they use the word eh alot. Whether or not this is true, or if people are just ignorant (I favour the latter) they are a happy, content people, who are associated with the French because that's who colonized them. Why aren't Americans like that with England? Oh wait, you declared "Independence".

American: Check out those pussy Canadians...
Canadian: Am I pussy because we don't go and fight wars over some oil, and hold a pre-emptive strike? Or because we are half french? Shut up eh?

by KinGAleX March 31, 2005

in a nutshell

A phrase meaning, without pretense or long explanations. Used commonly when you can't be bothered making an in-depth explanation.

"Does he, in a nutshell, fuck?"

"This is me in a nutshell, "Help! I'm in a nutshell!""

by KinGAleX April 4, 2005