2 definitions by king_chunk
A traffic cop is when a person leaves a large piece of excrete watse in a public or household toillet . The word was invented to show anger aswell on parking wardens.
I wouldnt go in there sum1 has left a "traffic cop"in the crapper ,give it five it took three goes to flush!
by king_chunk December 13, 2005
An extremely ugly woman who when she smiles or preforms any act make most men around her gay for a period of time.mainly until they see some decent skirt
by king_chunk February 1, 2006