1 definition by kidwhoistotallyawesomenodoubt
Candy for adults. And when I say adults, I don't mean thirty year old fucks that don't have anything better to do, I mean any person during or after adolesence that can maintain a normal and healthy life with out having a substance control them.
1.
John: Hey man, I'm so bored, I can't think of shit to do right now.
Greg: Hey pal, lets roll up a blunt and watch some t.v.
John: Thanks friend!
2.
John: Man, this party this weekend sounds cool, I can't wait.
Greg: Yeah man, too bad there aren't gonna be any bitchin' hunnies there.
John: For reals? I was trying to get my shit wet, now what am I gonna do?
Greg: I have some LSD, wanna trip?
John: I don't know man, isn't that one of those "drugs"? I hear things, plus I have homework and shit to do.
Greg: Just do it before you go, as long as you don't rely on this shit every day for fun, it can't control your life.
John: Man, if you were a woman, I'd fuck you so hard right now.
John: Hey man, I'm so bored, I can't think of shit to do right now.
Greg: Hey pal, lets roll up a blunt and watch some t.v.
John: Thanks friend!
2.
John: Man, this party this weekend sounds cool, I can't wait.
Greg: Yeah man, too bad there aren't gonna be any bitchin' hunnies there.
John: For reals? I was trying to get my shit wet, now what am I gonna do?
Greg: I have some LSD, wanna trip?
John: I don't know man, isn't that one of those "drugs"? I hear things, plus I have homework and shit to do.
Greg: Just do it before you go, as long as you don't rely on this shit every day for fun, it can't control your life.
John: Man, if you were a woman, I'd fuck you so hard right now.
by kidwhoistotallyawesomenodoubt March 5, 2009