(Hey-fizz / Ha-feeze)
A slow witted yet culturally aware creature originating from the African continent. Diction is crass and blunt, strongly focused on a witty sarcasm filled with sexual innuendos. First impression is calm and shy, but soon the tiger emerges. Addicted to hand sanitizer.
Ambitions:Establishing a dictatorship
Abilities: To ace essays without ever reading the book
Likes: Procrascination, obsene jokes
"He only read the first page and Ms. G gave him an 9/10. What a Haafiz!"