1 definition by khaoti
A specific state of enlightenment in which an individual experiences both a sustaining, unrelenting erection and a crippling, yet strangely fulfilling, mind state-altering prolapse. Arguably the most taboo 'enlightening' experience, many who survive liken it to imbibing ayahuasca and subsequently conquering one's inner psyche.
Jack: "Bro! I heard you landed yourself in the E.R.! I thought I'd come by and check it out dude!"
Chad: "Firstly, Jack, I would like to extend my gratitude to you for travelling so far for me - a mere friend. I will never forget this kindness and I appreciate it greatly."
Jack: "What did you say - uh the f**k bro? Did those white coats mess with your head?" *begins to stand up, angrily*
Chad: "Jack, sit please. I was bricked up & bugged out yesterday - I saw my past, my present, and my future. My selves saw one another and in an instant we were one - me, Chad. I am both the man you knew and the man you will know."
Jack: "Bro, f**k that. You're crazy."
Chad: "Firstly, Jack, I would like to extend my gratitude to you for travelling so far for me - a mere friend. I will never forget this kindness and I appreciate it greatly."
Jack: "What did you say - uh the f**k bro? Did those white coats mess with your head?" *begins to stand up, angrily*
Chad: "Jack, sit please. I was bricked up & bugged out yesterday - I saw my past, my present, and my future. My selves saw one another and in an instant we were one - me, Chad. I am both the man you knew and the man you will know."
Jack: "Bro, f**k that. You're crazy."
by khaoti June 23, 2022