4 definitions by kh1985
(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 December 1, 2021
(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 23, 2021
When after a long night of drinking your poop the next morning is an orangey brown color and paste like consistency that resembles the clay courts of the French Open at the Stade Roland Garros in Paris.
Ugh, Dennis and I drank a bottle of bourbon and 15 IPAs last night and I just dropped a Roland Garros in the toilet.
by kh1985 September 26, 2022
When your friend goes on a first date and falls in love with the girl, makes long term plans (trip, wedding date, etc) then by the second date begins to lose interest and is stuck with the plans he made on the first date.
Sean: My date was so good, I’ve got butterflies, we made plans to go to LA together for New Years!
Ken: Jeez you’re really pulling a Cameron.
Ken: Jeez you’re really pulling a Cameron.
by kh1985 December 10, 2021