2 definitions by kfc4life
A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.
by kfc4life November 5, 2023
"How'd you get that new Apple Watch? Their so expensive?"
"My Skidoo gave me one for having sex with his friends"
"My Skidoo gave me one for having sex with his friends"
by kfc4life August 22, 2018