kevinca$h's definitions

fudge canal

slang term for a womanz pooper, cornhole, anal cavity, hershey highway, you get the idea...

"You ever heard of the Panama Canal??? Well she had a Fudge Canal that put it to shame..."

by KevinCA$H August 5, 2006

kosher hot lunch

the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.

"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

clam stinger

catch your girl offguard and pluck her right in the clitoris...watch her grab that shit like shez gonna lose it...

"i gave alexis a clam stinger she wont soon forget"

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

dirty rodriguez

this is when a man blows fecal spackle on a girlz chest while watchin Arod strike out with the bases loaded.

"Wifey knows shez bound to get a Dirty Rodriguez just about every night the Yankeez play..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

fudge mountain

this is when a gimp is confined for so long he procedes to leave a "fudge mountain" of fecal matter in the very place he was being contained. prolonged exposure to this environment may lead the gimp to have a permanent fudge trail down his backside detering any further attempts to sodomize the victim. his presence might then become sickening to his captors leading to his ultimate release...

"That is the biggest god damn Fudge Mountain ive ever seen Maynard!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

fudge trail

this is a permantly stained poopie trail leading down one's backside, especially that of a gimp. only prolonged exposure to fudge mountains and other such fecal matter will lead to a fudge trail. extreme cases of fudge trails necessitate prompt medical attention.

"That fat bitch had a fudge trail the size of the GArden State ParkWay!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

dirty nikki

the act of packing the fudge canal of a naive slapper customarily performed by a dirty arab...this fuckhole actually believes this will win his heart, when in reality he cant believe wut a dumb whorebag she really is...

"When Helmski showed up at the dorm, he dirty nikki'd that ho'z bunghole till it bleed...the stench was awful!"

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006