this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.
"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
Get the jizz blizzardmug. blowing a large load in a female'z face while watchin a yankeez game, preferably when they are winning or about to win..."
"i gave that bitch a bronx bomber just as giambi won it for them in the ninth with a 2 run homer!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
Get the bronx bombermug. a loud resonating sound created by the expelling of trapped air from within the womanz fuckhole after vaginal intercourse of the worst kind...
"i banged that fuckbag for an hour and finished her with a dirty jabbar; she spit it out, so i punched that dumb bitch right in her stomach; the queef that resulted registerd an 8.0 on the Richter Scale..."
by KevinCA$H August 05, 2006
Get the queefmug. after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
Get the peter peter blumpkin eatermug. named in honor of the great Kareem Abdul Jabbar, this is one of the trickiest cumshots known to man. similar to the dirty ray allen, the male must perform an anal massacre on the female until which point he is about to cum. at this point, he must lay her flat on her back and procede to shoot his hot load in a sidewayz manner from a standing profiled position. in essence a "sky hook shot" is resembled, and when performed correctly the baby gravy should find itself glued to the femalez face. most effective when performed after a long period of abstinence. bonus points are rewarded for any dirty jabbar performed with a shot over top of one's shoulder...
"this bitch was hurtin for a squirtin, so i took it to her hole and finished her off wit a beatiful Dirty Jabbar..."
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
Get the dirty jabbarmug. the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.
"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
Get the kosher hot lunchmug. this refers to a female whose cigarette breath fills the room due to her excessive smoking of up to 3 packs a day. the nicotine boost might also cause her to talk quite excessively. in order to counter this condition, the male must go to COSTCO and buy an economy pack of tic-tacz, feeding them to the unsuspecting female at 5 min. intervals, until which time he can bang her out and cut her off for good. cinnamon tic tacs work the best.
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
Get the heather tarbreathmug.