18 definitions by kenoshabrick

Twitter

The number one social media of domestic terrorists.

Every member of the Antifa Board of Supervisors is on Twitter. Coincidence? I think not.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

the tentacles run deep

Used to express the deep web of plots and conspiracies concocted by "Antifa". Primarily used by old men on the internet, master sleuths, and people who are not on Twitter.

I am about to drop another Antifa bombshell. Their crimes know no bounds. It's all connected to Soros money. The tentacles run deep.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Damn Daniel

The white vans used by police departments to make mass arrests. (Originates from the 2016 internet meme, "Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans.")

I saw the Damn Daniels roll up and I knew the night was going to be bad.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

liberate

To steal an object, but only when it is justified or relatively harmless.

I am so tired of seeing that hideous street sign. I think we need to liberate it.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

go on administrative leave

To receive symbolic punishment for your actions without facing any real accountability or repercussions.

See Also: Paid suspension, suspension with pay, qualified immunity

A cop got in trouble for murdering someone in their home. He will definitely just go on administrative leave.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Ted Wheeler

Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).

Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.

Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler

Ted Wheeler is going to hell.

by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021

cointelbro

Someone embedded in the activist community that is clearly not to be trusted.

He calls himself the "President of Black Lives Matter" and always grabs the megaphone. He even posts selfies with the police. He is such a cointelbro.

by kenoshabrick March 2, 2021