ken's definitions

Bag of Doughnuts

Wearing clothes that are messy, wrinkled or ripped/torn. Term given to someone who has a "Five O'clock shadow." Also, other name for a homeless person.

"God, I look like a Bag of Doughnuts, I have to shave and iron my clothes."

by Ken December 6, 2003

eyesore

Ugly, hard on the eyes.

Since you painted your house electric pink it has become the eyesore of the neighbourhood.

by Ken November 29, 2002

fack

When abusing someone in the heat of the moment, you can't decide whether to call them a fag or a fuck. So you call them a fack.

Chopz: i hope hot chicks are provided as well as relivant materials. ie gloves
Ken: Gloves
Ken: WTF
Ken: YOU WEAK FACK

by Ken June 13, 2004

ROBL

Rolling Over Bed Laughing

01:11:12 <Spastic> So like Autism sounds shit
01:11:23 <chopz> man why are you lookin at that
01:11:31 <Spastic> Cause there was some ad on the tv
01:11:33 <Spastic> Teh
01:11:39 <Spastic> And I felt bad for teh kid with autism
01:11:44 <Spastic> Cause he was like 18 years old
01:11:47 <Spastic> And playing magic cards
01:11:51 <Spastic> So he was kinda like Jon
01:11:56 <chopz> ROFL
01:12:09 <chopz> rolling around my bed laughing
01:12:13 <Spastic> ROBL

by Ken October 20, 2004

psp

Playstation Portable

A mediocre portable hand-held system. It hasn't been out yet, so I can't really judge this very accurately.

So far, there has been a couple of bugs on the PSP. There's one where the UMD disk flies out while you're playing and one where the disk reads error, but it should be fixed when it comes out. It plays graphics equal to the PS1. Also the battery life is EXTREMELY low.

You can play PSP games, music, and videos using Sony Mini-Disks that hold approximately 1.5 GB of space.

If you're going for games, go for DS, and Cloud, you cannot judge portable devices to consoles you fucking idiot.

by Ken January 13, 2005

bitch slap

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining

Kieth owed me that $20 for weeks and I had to bitch slap the M.F. to get it back.

by Ken November 29, 2002

fried chicken sundae

Like any other sundae, this particular dish has all the fixins of the stereotypical run of the mill sundae. The exception here is that in place of ice cream, you have a platter of fried chicken, preferably with no bones. In the fried chicken sundae, "fixins" or toppings are added much more liberally.

Horatio F. Christ: My my this is a drab meal, I do truly hope that dessert is much more profitable.
Darius L. Rucker: Don't worry my good man. . . we have. . . Fried Chicken Sundaes!!!
H.F.C.: QUITE GOOD MY FRIEND! Quite good indeed, for this you will get a raise. I love fried chicken sundaes more than my wife and kids.

by Ken December 14, 2004