ken's definitions

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

by Ken December 1, 2002

smallville

a small town in the heart of kansas were extremly weird things happen from a metor that hit close by about 15 years ago

i wanna move out to smallville.

by ken November 17, 2004

porl

Changing so dramatically from what you were known to be. A complete metamorphasis- usually the change is for the worse.

You were a health freak, now you all porled- eatin nothing bust fast food and hating to exercise!

by ken March 29, 2005

internentertainment

Any form of entertainment found on the internet. Forged by the king of the elves in the wild wild west.

Dr. Tonburry: Wow, that's some damn good cheese and wine. Oh yes, the internentertainment is also quite good.
Halius Corbius: Quite sir. Quite good.

by ken January 17, 2005

nowtdown

an unjustified bad event

nowtdown for't coppers bein there when we wanta skin up

by ken April 10, 2003

C&C

Coke and Code.
When you are up late at night, and not sure what you should do. You grab some coke and then go do some coding, you my friend are a nerd/technical manager!

02:40:11 <chopp3r> uhuh
02:40:23 <chopp3r> am considering coke and code, or bed
02:41:05 <head_rush> Coke and code :)
02:41:06 <head_rush> C&C

by Ken December 8, 2004

deal with the birds

a pact made with humans to birds that they can crap on our buildings and we'll look the other way as long as they move out of our way when we are driving

We had a deal with the birds!

by ken November 16, 2004