ken's definitions

pencil fucked

The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.

Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.

by ken May 5, 2005

smeegle

Someone who is a hard drug/sex addict and craves drugs or sex. Comes from Lord Of The Rings: "My precious..."

That girl was a total coke smeegle.

by Ken June 2, 2004

pot-shank

the act of shanking someone with a pot. dont know where me and my friends came up with this word.

If you fuck with me bitch, i'll pot-shank you! and then gipin you(look up gipin too).

by ken July 7, 2004

Shav

an abreaviation - meaning a short stav

someone who is short but good looking

by Ken May 9, 2004

Bag of Doughnuts

Wearing clothes that are messy, wrinkled or ripped/torn. Term given to someone who has a "Five O'clock shadow." Also, other name for a homeless person.

"God, I look like a Bag of Doughnuts, I have to shave and iron my clothes."

by Ken December 6, 2003

ROBL

Rolling Over Bed Laughing

01:11:12 <Spastic> So like Autism sounds shit
01:11:23 <chopz> man why are you lookin at that
01:11:31 <Spastic> Cause there was some ad on the tv
01:11:33 <Spastic> Teh
01:11:39 <Spastic> And I felt bad for teh kid with autism
01:11:44 <Spastic> Cause he was like 18 years old
01:11:47 <Spastic> And playing magic cards
01:11:51 <Spastic> So he was kinda like Jon
01:11:56 <chopz> ROFL
01:12:09 <chopz> rolling around my bed laughing
01:12:13 <Spastic> ROBL

by Ken October 20, 2004

psp

Playstation Portable

A mediocre portable hand-held system. It hasn't been out yet, so I can't really judge this very accurately.

So far, there has been a couple of bugs on the PSP. There's one where the UMD disk flies out while you're playing and one where the disk reads error, but it should be fixed when it comes out. It plays graphics equal to the PS1. Also the battery life is EXTREMELY low.

You can play PSP games, music, and videos using Sony Mini-Disks that hold approximately 1.5 GB of space.

If you're going for games, go for DS, and Cloud, you cannot judge portable devices to consoles you fucking idiot.

by Ken January 13, 2005