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A person filed under "brother" or "sister" on a Facebook profile that has no real blood or legal relationship with the profile owner, but given a deep intimacy or friendship by a mutual agreemeent each of the parties gains this title. Its effects are limited to Facebook.

Derived from Facebook + sibling.

See also Facebrother, Facesister.
A:Hello Elizabeth, the other day i was reading your facebook site, and i was surprised to read you have *two* sisters, as your mother told me that she had only two daughters. Is she a step sister, or uterine sibling, or quarter sibling?
B:No Mr Harrison, none othe above, she is just my Facesibling, it's just a Facebook thing.
by keichix February 18, 2010
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Comedian I'd Like to Fuck

Works for both sexes.
Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"

Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"

Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".

Dwight: "Eww".
by keichix August 17, 2010
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A relationship broakup (or otherwise simply known as a broakup) refers to the ending of a relationship, typically a bromantic one (see: Bromance). A broakup can vary from casual to emotionally traumatic. The cause itself can be related to a degradation of the relationship between bros (rolling back to "friends", or worse, to "acquaintances") or in the most tragic cases, to circumstances bigger than said individuals (i.e marriage, graduation, moving, etc.).

In case of a very abrupt and definitive separation, or when the broakup ends a very profound and intense bromance, the term "brovorce" may be more appropriate (see: Brovorce).
Jim: "Tomorrow Tom will move from our apartment. We shared it for 8 years, and tonight will be the last time we go out to party until there's not a single bar open and come home to drink the last shot before passing out. I feel like shit."

Andrew: "Cheer up, broakups can be bad, but i'm sure you two will still manage to do that every now and then, even if he's going to live 100 miles from you."
by keichix August 22, 2009
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