keefdave's definitions

claypit

A lady's back entrance

Shove it up the claypit

by keefdave June 8, 2003

Twart

What posh birds from Broomhill called Wayne when he made them jump.

"Oh you farking twart"

by keefdave June 5, 2003

wide mouth frog

Pseudonym of Karl Longden

Blah blah blah

by keefdave June 9, 2003

sheffield wednesday band

A group of post adolescent toss pots who think they have the right to spoil everyone's saturday.

See "england band"

by keefdave June 14, 2003

warnock

Another name for a pig or a cheat.

He's a cheating pig, that Warnock.

by keefdave June 10, 2003

booncey

A pet name for someone who likes a trip to York, especially the table football.

Get in there booncy

by keefdave June 21, 2003

faggotty

An adjective to describe anything by Soft Cell

Fuck me, that sounds faggotty, I prefer the David Gray Version

by keefdave June 10, 2003