The one who takes care of his princess
's every need, mainly technological and financial. The bane of many university IT workers.
Techie: What seems to be the problem?
Princess: It doesn't work.
Techie: How so?
Princess: I have ...
<Techie realises she has a virus>
Techie: Do you have virus protection?
Princess: I don't know, Daddy set it up.
Techie: Is there a ____ in the bottom right hand corner?
Princess: No, just the time.
Techie: I suggest you put a virus scanner on there.
Princess: I have to talk to daddy about that.