kd5pbo's definitions

Daddy

The one who takes care of his princess's every need, mainly technological and financial. The bane of many university IT workers.

Techie: What seems to be the problem?
Princess: It doesn't work.
Techie: How so?
Princess: I have ...
<Techie realises she has a virus>
Techie: Do you have virus protection?
Princess: I don't know, Daddy set it up.
Techie: Is there a ____ in the bottom right hand corner?
Princess: No, just the time.
Techie: I suggest you put a virus scanner on there.
Princess: I have to talk to daddy about that.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008

longjohns

Long underpants worn in the cold to keep the legs warm.

I'm wearing longjohns because it's snowing.

by KD5PBO July 21, 2008

droopy drawers

The act of pulling somebody else's pants down to cause embarrasment.

When Stuart leaned over, I gave him a droopy drawers.

by KD5PBO July 24, 2008

stacupado

An acceptable way to ask whether a seat, bench, etc. is taken when dealing with whom the only language one has in common is Spanish. Asking ¿Puedo sientarme aquí? might have bad consequences.

Loser Gringo: ¿Puedo sientarme aquí?
Cute Hispanic girl: *Whacks Loser Gringo*
Froody Hitchhiker: ¿Stacupado?
CHG: *Kisses Hitchhiker*

by KD5PBO July 22, 2008

Dancing with the devil's wife

Doing something dangerous. Often used as a warning.

Guy A: I'm going to flirt with that girl.
Guy B: You know she's going out with the captain of the football team, right?
Guy A: Yup.
Guy B: You're dancing with the devil's wife.

by KD5PBO July 22, 2008

semper ubi sub ubi

Origin: Latin

An admonition given in Latin clases in English speaking countries. Its literal translation, if not in English, is nonsensical, but in English is "Never Where Under Where." SUSU is often found as grafiti in the more educative schools.

Semper ubi sub ubi - Anonymous

**Author leaves giggling**

by KD5PBO November 26, 2006