kara's definitions

dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

by Kara March 31, 2003

Skans and Smeel

Birthed by mispelled words, Skans and Smeel were originally Skank and Smell. Smeel is the name of a female dancing leprachuan, and Skans is the name of an old school meets new school lady of the night. Both are feminine, and were created in Ray-town Wisconsin by me and my two friends. Both words also include that the people dubbed are also extremely glompable to you at least.

Me: Yo Smeel.
Smeel: *Does a jig* Hi! Is that Skans?
Me: Yep. Hey Skans!
Skans: I told you not to call me that! *kicks me*
Me: Ow...you two are mean...but so glompable *glomps Smeel and Skans*

by Kara October 4, 2004

Happy Hands Club

The club in which Napolean Dynomite is a member of. They express and act out songs using sign language.

I'm a member of the Happy Hands Club!

by Kara April 25, 2005

A.C.C.

A ghetto... ass... college.

1: Hey! I am probably going to end up going to A.C.C.!!!
2: HAHAHAHAHA! Oh... you're serious.

by Kara November 10, 2004

potomac, churchill highschool

Beverly Hills 90210 was supposed to be called Potomac Md 20854 because Churchill Highschool is where they found the idea.

jappy pot head girls, juicy throughout the school,

by Kara February 22, 2005

shitassbitchmotherfucker

1. A common word used by someone with a mild case of turrets syndrome.

2. Being incapable of just picking one swear word one just slurs them all together to create the ultimate sign of discomfort.

"Ah, shitassbitchmotherfucker it's raining outside, I hate the rain."

by Kara January 4, 2005

cockgobbler

degrading term used for a woman, girlfriend

"She's a little cockgobbler"

by kara December 16, 2003