posuer

commonly refered to as poser A pathetic low-life soul who never has, and never will be themselves. Constantly coping other to make them appear as if they fit it. When asked about the one subject the are coping, that certain person will become nurvous and ramble on about only how kool what they're coping is. The main styles that usually attract poseurs are, punk, goth, skateboarders, prep, and of coarse all of the above. Please take extreme caution when approched my one of the horrid creatures...

True skateboarder:"Dude, get a life, no1 likes u, and u dont even kno wut we are talking about."

poseur:" Yah i do! Ur talking about.....uhhhhh....*gets nurvous*"

True Skateboarder:" thats wut i thought, u dont even kno........go get a life, u pathetic poseur

by Kara April 5, 2005

Fuckready

"Fuckready" adjective:
1. prepared to have sexual intercourse, (see also "horny")
2. to describe an attractive, physically desirable person with whom sexual intercourse seems imminent.

"I've had 2 pitchers of PBR and am feelin' so fuckready!"

"That Hilary Duff is fuckready!"

by Kara December 29, 2004

xara

(spanish origin) type of butterfly or love

I want that xara.
that xara's amzing.

by Kara February 8, 2005

shibby

the lowdown; what's going on; the current events in one's life

Q: What up homie?
A: The shibby.

by Kara April 10, 2004

dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

by Kara March 31, 2003

shitassbitchmotherfucker

1. A common word used by someone with a mild case of turrets syndrome.

2. Being incapable of just picking one swear word one just slurs them all together to create the ultimate sign of discomfort.

"Ah, shitassbitchmotherfucker it's raining outside, I hate the rain."

by Kara January 4, 2005

El Bitcho

Spanish for "the bitch"

Omg! Look out! El Bitcho is coming this way!

by Kara December 5, 2003