A well aged, but not old, vagina that one encounters once in his/her lifetime. A distinct smell accompanies you and your belongings for an indefinite amount of time, usually days but if your lucky, weeks. Mossyjaw has been studied and test results have conclusively returned the following: 1) The fragrance/odor can't be removed with scrubbing pad and detergent alone. BLEACH MUST be used with the recipe. 2) Some may encounter post traumatic stress disorders after experiencing a good batch of the M-jaw (street slang). 3) If properly handled Mossyjaw can be a positive and life changing event in one's life.
I didn't see it coming, but just as her panties came down I understood with contentment that I was all up into some Mossyjaw. I scrubbed the next day for hours but that stuff wouldn't come-off, even with ajax and sos pad! M-jaw for life!
A gel-like substance found just below the male ball sack and just above the red-eye. It has a pungent odor that could be compared to the smell of feta cheese but the taste is much more acquired and delicate. It pairs well with bold, red wine and can be used as a spread on crackers. Studies are not conclusive and continue regarding the ingredients that make up fromundafunk. However, most biologist agree that the two main ingredients are nut juice (sweat from balls) and butt bacon (skid-marks from not wiping properly).
At the wedding reception, my favorite snack was a 6 week old fromundafunk spread that was catered by fat Fred.
A red-neck version of the English language spoken by students, faculty and alumnus (also fans of the football program with no affiliation to the university) of Auburn university. It is a slang driven language that is almost impossible to understand by anyone other than the ones (aka Aubies) who speak it. Aubonics is not only grammatically incorrect, the content is ignorant with no rationale what-so-ever. This is driven by paranoia, hate and an inferiority complex from their counterparts from the University of Alabama.
After the iron bowl I was approached by an Aubie that wanted to explain something to me. After five minutes I just walked away, I didn't understand a single word that she said - she must have been speaking Aubonics.