kakapoopooaccount's definitions

Cres

A person’s progress from last year to today. Talk about health/wealth/goodness.

Daily fluctuation of emotions/wealth/etc is often told from “how are you”.

Comes from the word ‘increase’ in Latin

Sven: How’s your cres?
Thrane: Since last year? Fantastic. I make a lot more money today but run less than I did, will think about running more.

Cecile: Frederik seems cresant.
Simone: He definitely grew well.

by kakapoopooaccount January 17, 2021

True Chad

An attractive, nice, emotionally stable man who invests in himself typically starting in the physical self.

This person uplifts others and supports them emotionally at gyms for example or is quite kind as a person.

Person 1: Look at that true chad
Person 2: What a kind hearted, happy man

by kakapoopooaccount August 3, 2020

Boborobi

The soft fat that exists on the upper arm of women.

The softer the bobo, the more it deserves to be dealt with.

Can be part & sex agonistic.

Coined by River & Hadi Ghandour at 5 & 3.

River: *realizes gf has boborobi & begins an aggressive massage*
Gf: STOP
River: *stops* (for the time being)

by kakapoopooaccount July 31, 2023

Eat The Rich

What young people type on their expensive iPhone/Galaxy to maintain social approval

Elon sold 500,000 new Teslas this year, one of the biggest contributors to end global warming

Young person: Cobalt child labour, Eat The Rich

Tesla announced to stop using cobalt while all other car companies continue cobalt use

Young person: Emerald mine, Eat The Rich

News sources find no evidence of Elon’s dad owning an emerald mine

Young person: Shut the fuck up Elon, Eat the rich

by kakapoopooaccount April 4, 2021