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Eat The Rich

What young people type on their expensive iPhone/Galaxy to maintain social approval
Elon sold 500,000 new Teslas this year, one of the biggest contributors to end global warming

Young person: Cobalt child labour, Eat The Rich

Tesla announced to stop using cobalt while all other car companies continue cobalt use

Young person: Emerald mine, Eat The Rich

News sources find no evidence of Elon’s dad owning an emerald mine

Young person: Shut the fuck up Elon, Eat the rich
by kakapoopooaccount April 4, 2021
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Cancel Culture

Modern form of Ostracism.

It is a self destructive culture that sees humans in the worst way possible.

It defines humans not by their best features, but by their worst. Regardless if true or not.

They are not motivated by love, but by pure hate of other humans.
John: I think Claire has really good dance moves dude.
Steven: She lied about being abused for likes, she's scum.

Megan: Did you see how Elon's rockets came from space & landed upright? That's never happened before.
Sally: Idc he's racist.

Sabrina: Matt Damon is a terrific actor.
Connor: He used a homophobic slur at a family dinner, cancel his ass.

Jacob: Cancel Culture seems harmful...
Garry: No Cancel Culture STOPS harm...
by kakapoopooaccount April 28, 2022
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Cres

A person’s progress from last year to today. Talk about health/wealth/goodness.

Daily fluctuation of emotions/wealth/etc is often told from “how are you”.

Comes from the word ‘increase’ in Latin
Sven: How’s your cres?
Thrane: Since last year? Fantastic. I make a lot more money today but run less than I did, will think about running more.

Cecile: Frederik seems cresant.
Simone: He definitely grew well.
by kakapoopooaccount January 17, 2021
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Osu!

A platform for dweebs and/or children to practice useful real world skills.
Steven: Wanna go out?
Dweeb: No, i'm gonna livestream Osu!
Steven: What for?
Dweeb: Heh...*le closes all crunchy roll tabs* a skill i can only show m'ladies ;3
by kakapoopooaccount December 7, 2018
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