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Cres

A person’s progress from last year to today. Talk about health/wealth/goodness.

Daily fluctuation of emotions/wealth/etc is often told from “how are you”.

Comes from the word ‘increase’ in Latin
Sven: How’s your cres?
Thrane: Since last year? Fantastic. I make a lot more money today but run less than I did, will think about running more.

Cecile: Frederik seems cresant.
Simone: He definitely grew well.
by kakapoopooaccount January 17, 2021
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Woke

A view that had noble & reasonable beginnings but fell into becoming a deductive ideology that categorizes humans in two main categories: as oppressors & oppressed.

Such as the view that wealth is only attainable via exploitation of humans.

That 50% of humanity as sexists, as is the case in the 'The Gender Wealth Gap'.

Or that humans can't discuss other demographics unless they are that demographic.
(sex/skin/genders/wealth status/sexuality)

The ideology does not encourage independence (ex: financial or social) as much as it encourages hatred of humanity as a sort of brave act.

Wokeness shares parallels with Ancient Christianity, for example:

Humans need to absolve themselves of their 'sins', be it social or economic.
The 'sin' of wealth, of being white, of being male, etc.
Linda: Elon Musk has managed to make rockets reusable, humans are going to live on other planets.
Sara: Doesn't matter he's a billionaire.

Sophie: Claire is dating Ahmed, they seem to be in love & care for each other.
Sara: She can still be a racist, that's not woke.

Kareem: Men & women have different risk raking behaviors, this may illustrate why the sexes earn differently.
Jeff: That's a very sexist thought Kareem, men and women are equal.
by kakapoopooaccount April 26, 2022
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Pass the sauce

Person A: Sittin here with my dry fry, can someone pass the sauce?
Person B: *Source*
by kakapoopooaccount August 7, 2020
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High like, low comment ratio

When a someone posts something thinking it’s based, when it is infact widely accepted, non-controversial, and has no one arguing in the comments.

High like low comment ratio, implies that the poster may possibly not be a human but instead is infact an automated bot account, or a human with NPC like tendencies which can fool people into presuming it’s a bot.

This usually requires highly tribalistic & partisan behavior. Meaning there may not be anything critical or based with that account’s other posts. This is specially true if that account has repeated occurrences.

There is a direct correlation between posting controversial matter and getting many comments.
Generic Dude: “Fuck Trump
4,300 likes and 11 comments.

12th Reply: High Like, Low comment ratio
by kakapoopooaccount July 14, 2024
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