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Osu!

A platform for dweebs and/or children to practice useful real world skills.
Steven: Wanna go out?
Dweeb: No, i'm gonna livestream Osu!
Steven: What for?
Dweeb: Heh...*le closes all crunchy roll tabs* a skill i can only show m'ladies ;3
by kakapoopooaccount December 7, 2018
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Cres

A person’s progress from last year to today. Talk about health/wealth/goodness.

Daily fluctuation of emotions/wealth/etc is often told from “how are you”.

Comes from the word ‘increase’ in Latin
Sven: How’s your cres?
Thrane: Since last year? Fantastic. I make a lot more money today but run less than I did, will think about running more.

Cecile: Frederik seems cresant.
Simone: He definitely grew well.
by kakapoopooaccount January 17, 2021
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Woke

A view that had noble & reasonable beginnings but fell into becoming a deductive ideology that categorizes humans in two main categories: as oppressors & oppressed.

Such as the view that wealth is only attainable via exploitation of humans.

That 50% of humanity as sexists, as is the case in the 'The Gender Wealth Gap'.

Or that humans can't discuss other demographics unless they are that demographic.
(sex/skin/genders/wealth status/sexuality)

The ideology does not encourage independence (ex: financial or social) as much as it encourages hatred of humanity as a sort of brave act.

Wokeness shares parallels with Ancient Christianity, for example:

Humans need to absolve themselves of their 'sins', be it social or economic.
The 'sin' of wealth, of being white, of being male, etc.
Linda: Elon Musk has managed to make rockets reusable, humans are going to live on other planets.
Sara: Doesn't matter he's a billionaire.

Sophie: Claire is dating Ahmed, they seem to be in love & care for each other.
Sara: She can still be a racist, that's not woke.

Kareem: Men & women have different risk raking behaviors, this may illustrate why the sexes earn differently.
Jeff: That's a very sexist thought Kareem, men and women are equal.
by kakapoopooaccount April 26, 2022
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Cancel Culture

Modern form of Ostracism.

It is a self destructive culture that sees humans in the worst way possible.

It defines humans not by their best features, but by their worst. Regardless if true or not.

They are not motivated by love, but by pure hate of other humans.
John: I think Claire has really good dance moves dude.
Steven: She lied about being abused for likes, she's scum.

Megan: Did you see how Elon's rockets came from space & landed upright? That's never happened before.
Sally: Idc he's racist.

Sabrina: Matt Damon is a terrific actor.
Connor: He used a homophobic slur at a family dinner, cancel his ass.

Jacob: Cancel Culture seems harmful...
Garry: No Cancel Culture STOPS harm...
by kakapoopooaccount April 28, 2022
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