yodaism

Yoda, the biggest little stoner from the Star Wars movies would awesomely switch up the words in his sentences because he was high 99% of the time.
"Fun to poke smot it is."
"Going to get fucked up we are."

similar to spoonerism, weederism
by kahda July 20, 2004
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number run

I tote guns, I make number runs
-Biggie Smalls
by kahda July 20, 2004
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boke a smowl

a spoonerism for 'smoke a bowl' when there's non-stoners/narcs listening.
the weederism version is 'bowl a smoke'
yes, you can combine the two: 'smowl a boke' if, like, your parents are in the room
joe: anyone wanna boke a smole?
jake: duh, do stoners shit in the woods?
by kahda July 20, 2004
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blues

pl. noun: the flashing lights/strobes on a police cruiser.
as soon as I drove by, the 5-0 turnt his blues on.
by kahda September 15, 2004
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