1 definition by justincorrect
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.
by justincorrect August 10, 2014