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An expression similar to FML but instead means “fuck our lives.” Especially useful when 2 or more people have a mutual feeling of self-defeat and/or realization of their impending doom or mortality etc etc. Expressed frequently by a certain self-deprecating pair of university students who constantly ridicule their own lack of financial wealth, intellect and propriety. Applicable across many situations, very inclusive, promotes solidarity.
How does this always happens to us?? Our papers are due in 15 hours and we both don’t have theses??! FOL
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 September 26, 2018
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A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.
Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018
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Savage, fruit-fly hating, not in love with her psychology prof, always likes to sit in the back because she doesn't want to draw attention to herself. Is the definition of YOLO, likes astronomy which is fitting because she is a STAR herself and is very good at fighting people both physically and intellectually. A tiny giant basically....BEWARE and don't get on her bad side otherwise oh shit ur dead.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear? Coleen fought another professor today
Person 2: Oh that's such a Coleen thing to do i'm not surprised
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 February 27, 2018
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Used to describe a noun that is both hype and fantastic. This person, place or thing that you speak of is just so great and exciting that you want EVERYONE to immerse themselves in it, to just bask in the thrill. Not to be confused with something that is just "all hype" This is the good hype, with good outcomes, something that you shouldn't be afraid to get all excited about, to vibe with.
Someone: Hey what's gooood
Someone else: Listen to SZA if u wanna get HYPE. So hypetastic
Someone: Hypetastic...you should define that on urban dictionary
Someone else: Her album Ctrl...HYPETASTIC
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 March 9, 2018
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