Definitions by junkyardprince

shtemlo 

n. A word that appears repeatedly in the animutation "The Richard Kiel Experience." It is a reference to the 1963 film Eegah, in which the title character, a caveman played by Richard Kiel, uses the word "shtemlo" to mean "sleep."

Similar to fnord, except that this one actually has a publicly known meaning. Sort of.

"Eegah...shtemlo..."
"Watch out for snakes!"

shtemlo by junkyardprince January 15, 2004

Nazi rally 

Fnord.

See also your mother-in-law.

The Dow has raised NAZI RALLY 23 pizzles. Ok I lied.

Nazi rally by junkyardprince November 16, 2003

bogon

n. the elementary particle of bogosity (the measure of something being "bogus", i.e. bad)

Common bogon sources include politicians,
used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and suits in general.

bogon by junkyardprince November 11, 2003

agro

Undeserved hostility, one who expresses it, the act of it, etc. Seen in MMORPGs by players to complain about being attacked by a monster without them attacking it first. Can be a noun, verb, adjective, possibly adverb.

"Someone kill this agro!"
"OMG WTF DIS ZOMBY IS LYKE AGROING ME"
"Someone kill this agro zombie!"
"This zombie is attacking me agro"

agro by junkyardprince October 14, 2003

my ass 

A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't vulgar.

Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.

"Single he told me? Single my ass, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, ya know?"

"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."

my ass by junkyardprince October 14, 2003

kaos 

A way to spell the word chaos to make it look cooler, or perhaps 1337er.

"I R TEH LORD OV KAOS"
"u is dumfuk"

kaos by junkyardprince October 12, 2003

Head

1. The act of oral sex, by or to either gender.
2. The tip of the penis, scientifically known as the glans.
3. A drug addict. Can be used in general, or in regard to a specific drug.
4. The part of the body from the neck up.

1. "Giving head is both similar and completely different from sucking or licking a lollipop."
2. "When going down on a guy, lick around the head and you'll be done in no time."
3. "Jeez, you're such a pothead."
"A group of heads, obviously high on something or other, were giggling their asses off."
4. "Your brain should be in your head, otherwise you're in trouble."

Head by junkyardprince October 12, 2003