1 definition by junipel

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The act of blowing your consummate pal under a hoofed animal with one or more phalanges placed within the comfort of the brazen steed.
Friend 1: I'm gonna need 50k horses.
Friend 2: I can do that. But I'll need to know what you intend to do with fifty thousand horses. Will you be doling out ranchjobs?
Friend 3: Yep, the horses are one time a use.
by junipel November 17, 2011

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