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A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.
“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund

“What?”
by jspam February 16, 2020
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The classy act of giving a gentleman fellatio with a mouthful of chips.
“Yer’ve never ‘ad a greasy gobble? You’ll love it, mate. It’s where I nosh yer off wi’ a gobful o’ chips”.
by jspam April 4, 2019
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