7 definitions by jsmith8800

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An alternate spelling for muslim. This form is often considered derogative or offensive.
Hey, look at those moslems! Fuck them!
by jsmith8800 March 01, 2008
A brand of computers that seem to have fast processors, big hard drives, lots of RAM, the newest operating systems, and yet somehow manage to cost really cheap. The secret lies in the fact that the entire computer is made out of cheap, low-quality components, and the entire computer often dies within a year after buying it.

The term "Emachines" can also mean any low-quality and cheap system that seems to have the latest components, even if it is not actually made by the Emachines company.

True, some Emachines owners have had their computers for over 6 years and they have never failed them. These people are just lucky.
Person A: Hey, look, Ive got a new Emachines computer! It has a Core 2 Duo, 3 gigs of RAM, a 320-gig hard drive, an Nvidia GeForce 8600, and Windows Vista Ultimate! And I only paid like $500 for it!

Person B: Emachines are total crap. Yours will break within a week, I guarantee it.

Person A: Yeah, like I'm gonna believe that! This computer will beat your crappy one that you built yourself for $3000! Now I can play all the latest games on max settings!

One week later:
Person A: That fucking Emachines is like so fucking junk, I tried to overclock the fucking CPU and the fucking BIOS didnt fucking let me adjust the fucking frequency and voltage, so I had to fucking play Crysis on fucking medium. Then I turned it on this morning and the fucking motherboard just fucking fried and then fucking smoke came out of the fucking back of it and the fucking screen looked like some fucking modern art and all my data was fucking gone...

Person B: See, I told you!

Person A: I'm so fucking mad, I will never buy a fucking Emachines again! And I'm gonna have a fucking good time smashing that fucking piece of junk to bits, that's about the best thing I can do with this computer!
by jsmith8800 January 28, 2008
1. To go to a restaurant or fast food place and have a meal

2. To perform oral sex on a female
1. I invited my girlfriend to eat out at McDonald's for dinner.

2. Afterwards, she asked me to eat her out, so I did.
by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008
The Catholic belief that the Pope is infallible; that is, he cannot err whenever he defines a doctrine of faith and morals, since he is guided by the Holy Ghost.
Papal infallibility is a paradox; at one point in time the non-infallible Pope declared himself infallible. But if he was not infallible when he declared himself to be so, then how can he make himself infallible all of a sudden?
by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008
A traditional Catholic who rejects the current pope and calls him an antipope. Which quite plainly contradicts the traditional Catholic's strong belief in papal infallibility.
My friend Bob is a sedevacantist; he believes that Benedict the 16th is not a real Pope.
by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008
A Catholic who does not recognize the second Vatican council as valid and rejects its teachings. Traditional Catholics believe that the post-Vatican 2 church is "not real Catholic" and that they are the actual real Catholics.

Some traditional Catholics believe that the entire modern post-Vatican 2 church is infiltrated by Masons and Communists. Which most sane people find hard to believe.
My friend is a traditional Catholic who goes to the latin mass every Sunday and keeps telling me that the church i've always gone to is not real Catholic. Puh-leeease!!!

Dude you know Pope Benedict the 16th? He's a Masonic plant set out to destroy the Catholic church!
by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008
An alternate spelling for muslim. This form is often considered derogative or offensive.
Hey, look at those moslems! Fuck them!
by jsmith8800 March 01, 2008

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