1 definition by jrlitterateur
The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.
We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.
by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020