jr's definitions

mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 11, 2004

ven-tee

large, as given by Foamy!

I don't want a ven-tee cup of coffee, I want a large!

by JR January 6, 2005

Rockland

Rockland is upstate because
1) It is west of the Hudson
2) It was once part of Orange County
3) It was "red" in the 2004 Presidential Election

Anything other than NYC, LI, and Westchester is upstate.

by JR December 18, 2004

Meganne R

Meganne R is funny, sweet, nice, and i cant get her out of my head. I still love her with all my heart, even after so long.

I Still love Meganne, even after this long

by JR January 20, 2005

chat-ism

my goofy boss who combines what he is trying to say with what he is thinking and it all comes out of his mouth in a jumbled mess

hey, got take care of that stuff i told you to go do about the other stuff when you are done finished snacking lunch.

by jr December 11, 2004

jackrabbit

1) shane's mom's dildo
2) shocker
3) JR

So we were looking for the breathalizer, and drew stumbled upon my(shane) mom's jackrabbit.

by JR February 7, 2004

bad-penis

To infect someone with venereal disease

Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!

by JR December 3, 2003