67 definitions by jr

dumpster dining in the ghetto
shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.
by jr December 11, 2004

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when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand
shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date
by jr December 11, 2004

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the act of milking ones prostate gland and drinking it.
When david says uggdugg i no its time to get my ass slirped up.
by Jr December 24, 2002

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coolest person in the world haha
I wish I could be just like JR someday
by JR February 26, 2005

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when you go into a toilet and see a turd so big it wont flush-so you piss on it as hard as you can to break it up and flush it so the next guy in there wont think you left that huge brown trout in there
i went to jim's and he must not have taken a shit for three days, cause when went into the crapper i wound up playing sink the sub
by jr December 11, 2004

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derogatory insult implying someone either sucks so much cock they puke a lot or is just a plain old jizz bag
situation:your brother is poking you or throwing things at you---"cut it ouy, dickpuke!"
by jr December 11, 2004

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self descriptive- "fucking ugly cunt"
that sue with the missing tooth and the big ass is one mighty fuglunt.
by jr December 11, 2004

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