jr's definitions

ming village

Related to {ming} meaning a derogatory term used to describe an object/person/event which is deemed repulsive.

'Ewww custard on toast, thats ming village'

Did ya see that guy she snogged? He wer ming village'

by JR March 29, 2004

ironic

The use of irony.

Isn't it ironic that a song entitle "Ironic" has nothing to do with irony.

by JR December 2, 2003

chat-ism

my goofy boss who combines what he is trying to say with what he is thinking and it all comes out of his mouth in a jumbled mess

hey, got take care of that stuff i told you to go do about the other stuff when you are done finished snacking lunch.

by jr December 11, 2004

as a friend

what a woman tells she likes you as when she is really saying "no fucking way".

"I like you as a friend though..." - Man being shot down by good looking woman.

by JR May 28, 2004

Fire In the Hole

the thing you say after receiving a drink from any fast food drive threw and throw it back through the window

"Thank you. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!"

by jr November 10, 2003

pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

by JR April 14, 2005

cancer

An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

by jr April 9, 2004