Definitions by jpneb

Sneaky Pete 

While having safe sex, the male withdraws and re-enters quickly, stripping the condom off in the process and going back in bareback

Melissa and I were doing it the other night and when she wasn't paying attention I pulled a Sneaky Pete on her

Sneaky Pete by JPnEB August 23, 2008

chunk spelunker 

One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...

Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...

chunk spelunker by JPnEB May 28, 2008

watchutalkinboutwillis 

a distant cousin to the shocker, watchutalkinboutwillis is uttered by a female when in the course of doggy-style sex, your cock pops out and on the next thrust you hit her asshole by mistake

Goin' doggy on Gina last week, my stuff slipped out and when it hit her asshole on the next stroke, her head snapped around and she barked watchutalkinboutwillis ?

watchutalkinboutwillis by JPnEB May 26, 2008

Hairy Potter 

a very hirsute female with hair all over her body

You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...

Hairy Potter by JPnEB May 24, 2008

rusty firepole 

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly

Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole

rusty firepole by JPnEB May 24, 2008