jpneb's definitions

watchutalkinboutwillis

a distant cousin to the shocker, watchutalkinboutwillis is uttered by a female when in the course of doggy-style sex, your cock pops out and on the next thrust you hit her asshole by mistake

Goin' doggy on Gina last week, my stuff slipped out and when it hit her asshole on the next stroke, her head snapped around and she barked watchutalkinboutwillis ?

by JPnEB May 26, 2008

chunk spelunker

One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...

Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...

by JPnEB May 28, 2008

Sneaky Pete

While having safe sex, the male withdraws and re-enters quickly, stripping the condom off in the process and going back in bareback

Melissa and I were doing it the other night and when she wasn't paying attention I pulled a Sneaky Pete on her

by JPnEB August 23, 2008

Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises

Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me

by JPnEB August 24, 2008

text-ture

derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand

Q: You still hear from Fay?

A: Yeah, man she won't leave me alone; it's hellish
text-ture...

by JPnEB October 16, 2008