jpneb's definitions

rusty firepole

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly

Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole

by JPnEB May 24, 2008

chunk spelunker

One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...

Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...

by JPnEB May 28, 2008

text-ture

derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand

Q: You still hear from Fay?

A: Yeah, man she won't leave me alone; it's hellish
text-ture...

by JPnEB October 16, 2008

textraneous

text message that is unnecessary, especially if something like thanks would be implied

Man, I texted Renee to pick up some milk at the store so when I said thanks she texted back ur welcome - totally textraneous and a waste of my messages!

by JPnEB February 16, 2009

watchutalkinboutwillis

a distant cousin to the shocker, watchutalkinboutwillis is uttered by a female when in the course of doggy-style sex, your cock pops out and on the next thrust you hit her asshole by mistake

Goin' doggy on Gina last week, my stuff slipped out and when it hit her asshole on the next stroke, her head snapped around and she barked watchutalkinboutwillis ?

by JPnEB May 26, 2008