The month of November in which you don't shave any hair of your body but instead you grow more bestial, brutish, and manly.
The months of December, January, February, and so on follow and may also be included in this celebration of masculinity.
December = ("Don't Shave December")
January = ("Just Don't Shave January")
February = ("Forget to Shave February")
March = ("Masculine March")
April = ("Atrocious April")
May = ("Manly May")
My buddies and I all participated in No Shave November to raise awareness for the important and educational month of November. It is now a recognized national month that identifies the worth and meaning of celebrating masculinity.
Is always male because women can not drive. He makes the fucking decisions because he is driving the car. He is responsible for everyone. He is the leader. You listen to him. He doesn't take any shit from the back seat driver
. His favorite person in the car is the wing man
. He realizes the person riding shotgun
is the idiot who called it and will probably die first when he decides to kill himself and everyone else. The person in the bitch seat
in between him and shotgun is the reason he will kill everyone because he/she is making him go crazy. He likes the hump
person because when he looks in his rear view mirror, the person smiles at him. He could care less about the person in the trunk
because he/she have no seat belt and no one can hear he/she.
John drives his white marauder (1996 Toyota Corolla) with fierce dictatorship. Why? because he is the driver and has totaled 3 cars. You shut the fuck up and listen to him because he just might do it again.
1. it tastes REALLY GOOD
1. Man I want extra special sauce next time I order one of those burgers!.....I just can not get enough!
2. While performing a HOUDINI..... after you have spit on her back and she turns around, you let her have the special sauce.
-The guy who wants to high five ALL THE TIME.
-This guy gives high fives when seeing and/or greeting people, when he or others do something productive, or as a gesture of elation, victory, or friendship etc.
-This guy has perfected the basic high five(a person's upraised palm slapping anothers) and has also introduced others or used other techniques such as the
"up top", "down low", "light side"(for white people),
"dark side" (for black people), "the miss",
"the stinger"(very painful), and most importantly the
"Flipside" or "Windmill".
The flipside or windmill IS THE COOLEST.
It originated and perfected in the brilliant movie TOP GUN. This hand slap which starts like a regular high five is followed throught by both hand slappers after the original hand slap continuing to the bottom of each of the hand slappers' sides where the hands slap again.
-"High Fives All Around" work well with more than 2 people but if you have 5 people exactly... YOU MUST go with the "High Fives for Five".
-"Leaving one hanging" (when someone wants a hive five and others acknowlege the person but do not give the high five return) is a cruel, demoralizing, and embarrassing to the High Five Guy and must not ever happen unless extreme conditions occur.
NATIONAL HIGH FIVE DAY is the third thursday in the month of APRIL. (The fifth annual national high five day was on April 20th, 2006.)
John is definately the High Five Guy at school.
All he ever does is look for high five moments.
I don't think he even has friends.
I bet he would kill himself if no one high fived him all day. We should try that.
1. When someone has held in his or her dump for a long time and runs into a bathroom or bathroom stall and poops on the ground or on the toilet lid that is down so that the poop is not in the toilet bowl. (It is either on the closed lid or the ground in front of the toilet.)
1. Jacob left a john surprise in his grandma's bathroom.
one who brushes his teeth furiously
he or she also does other things like shower, and have sex furiously
John is a furious brusher. I heard that he does everything furiously like his girlfriend and his teeth.
The month of March in which men AND women celebrate by not shaving their moustaches only. It is a celebration of masculinity of the facial hair that grows in between the nose and upper lip. It was introduced to lengthen the partying and festivities which is celebrated during Dirty Stache December
which also celebrates a type of mustache, the mexi stache
or dirty stache.
It is an offshoot of the original No Shave November
and was a catalyst for the introduction of other facial hair celebrations like Soup Catcher September in which people shave all facial hair but leave the hair right below their lower lip on the front top of the chin call a soup catcher
Another facial hair celebration is Fu Manchu February in which the Fu Manchu
is grown in honor of Fu Manchu and chinese people.
"John your moustache is really growing in well. You are starting to look like a real Italian perhaps Mario or Luigi."
'Yeah, I know, it's Moustache March so being that I am Italian I call my moustache a mustaccio....and you can just call me Mario, AH WHO!'