jp's definitions

sly fox

To inconspicuously pee sideways while walking forward --- usually occurs when a bathroom is not convenient and the group refuses to wait for you.

Steve sly foxed after leaving the party and got away scott free, but Toby peed on a tire and got himself arrested.

by JP May 13, 2005

Di

1) a total waste of human existence, even more so than any other possible waste of human existence.
2) a lover of the cock

Di? he LOVES the cock!

by JP November 5, 2003

necronomicon

The book that causes and Army of undead to arise which Ash totally wastes with his mad ass chain saw.

by JP May 5, 2003

nuke-a-burger

or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.

Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.

by jp February 4, 2004

cum guzzeler

a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)

nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily

by jp July 6, 2003

friend zone

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

by JP March 28, 2005

cuchi cuchi

Meaningless but funny catch phrase invented by the musician Charo. Often seen on her many appearances on the show "The Love Boat".

You know you want this cuchi cuchi!

Cuchi cuchi baby!

by JP January 30, 2005