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wearing assless chaps

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.
by JP November 5, 2003
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gilligan

A girl dat looks good and dats a freak as well.
Hey Girl, is you gill?
Hey dat girl gill as hell!
by jp January 26, 2005
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jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.
Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.
by jp January 23, 2004
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the other

Slang for cocaine. its not weed, its the other...
'he was chillin with the other too much and turned all shady'
by jp January 22, 2005
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MacGuyver

noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.

verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.
n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.

v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.
by JP November 7, 2003
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Savage

1. The act of acting in a hardcore off the hizzy matter
2. No remorse or pussy shit invloved
3. Nothing can TOP SAVAGE.
We drink and smoke all night cuz we are Savage.
by Jp November 17, 2003
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poes

Origin: Afrikaans slang term for woman's vagina; can be used very effectively when slagging anyone off
He is such a hairy poes
by JP January 21, 2005
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