jp's definitions

MacGuyver

noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.

verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.

n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.

v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.

by JP November 7, 2003

Savage

1. The act of acting in a hardcore off the hizzy matter
2. No remorse or pussy shit invloved
3. Nothing can TOP SAVAGE.

We drink and smoke all night cuz we are Savage.

by Jp November 17, 2003

home grown

A pop-punk band. or it can refer to weed ie growing pot

"Did you pick up the new home grown cd?"

"Dude is that weed home grown"

by Jp February 20, 2003

Ahtari

Letters "A" should be written with scandinavian alphabeth "Ä".
Finlands LeafNation headquarters. Best place to be in Finland.

Ähtäri. Finlands LeafNation headquarters. Best place to be in Finland.

by JP May 9, 2004

fa dinger

To get hit in the nuts. To get sacked. Fuckin' ouch.

**Andy hits someone in the nuts

Andy:"fa dinger"

Someone:"Fuck you Andy, nobody likes you!"

by JP January 2, 2005

Trefz

Humorous and accidental non-serious injury to oneself; usually reserved for referring to someone with a history of such actions.

Steve wasn't over here for 15 minutes when he hit his crotch on the edge of the table. He really Trefzed himself again.

by JP January 26, 2005

AM

Ante Meridian From Latin, "Before Midday." A.M. opposed to PM, Post Meridian or after midday.

I have to wake up at 6:00 AM.

by jp February 4, 2004