jp's definitions

yodacaine

slang term for cocaine

got any yoda?

by jp November 19, 2003

shigity shigity shwa

It comes from the retardedness on the internet.

Talk like a real person...

by jp September 5, 2004

jprocky

the one person who got ViperX down to his knees.

by jp August 20, 2003

dorking

Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.

Look at those two dorking the run.

by JP December 11, 2003

soapboxing

1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.

2) To get your message across to a number of people.

Michael Moore and Ann Coulter spend too much time soapboxing and not enough time not being stupid.

by JP May 8, 2004

friend zone

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

by JP March 28, 2005

trombone

When your girlfriend is licking oones ass and at the same time she wanks one off.

Jocelyn's tongue was dirty and then she reached around .......... and played the trombone

by JP March 7, 2005