jp's definitions

jaypo

meaning someone who is cool

jaypo is the best and is super cool

by jp January 4, 2005

nuke-a-burger

or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.

Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.

by jp February 4, 2004

cum guzzeler

a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)

nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily

by jp July 6, 2003

friend zone

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

by JP March 28, 2005

cuchi cuchi

Meaningless but funny catch phrase invented by the musician Charo. Often seen on her many appearances on the show "The Love Boat".

You know you want this cuchi cuchi!

Cuchi cuchi baby!

by JP January 30, 2005

download the brown report

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

by JP November 7, 2003

fattymcfatfat

Noun: A person/thing that eats excessive amounts of food and may or may not be obese.

The Don's obese cat Fred is a FattyMcFatFat because he simply eats far too much.

by JP November 29, 2004