The previously unrecognized sexual orientation whereby the person is attracted solely to Canadians.
Guy at club: What do you think of that American girl at the bar?
Friend: Not interested man, I'm ehsexual after my last encounter up North.
Your typical Canadian.
Guy #1: Hey man, don't you think that guy Timmy is a little odd?
Guy #2: Nah, he's pretty much ehtypical.
Guy #1: Oh, that explains it.
The view that burial is a waste of space.
Son: Dad, where would you like to be buried?
Dad: I believe in procremation, son, so scatter me over the sea.
The name commonly given to people of Asian descent living in Canada. Most often on the West Coast.
Studend: Professor, what is the largest ethnic group living in Vancouver
Prof.: My first guess would be ehsian.