Definitions by joyanonymous

Carolina Hurricanes 

An awesome NHL team who just won THE STANLEY CUP.

Us Raleigh folks partied all night, making bonfires from Oilers Jerseys, after the Carolina Hurricanes' game seven victory.

Carolina Hurricanes by joyanonymous June 21, 2006

holy christ 

the phrase that replaces 'holy shit' after your christian friends tell you to stop cursing.

person 1: *stubs toe* holy shit! that fucking hurt
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*

holy christ by joyanonymous June 12, 2006

splork 

a spork that swims.
the best sounding word ever. if you concentrate on pronouncing it just so, it feels all crisp and neat-o.

Ya know when everything is feeling all sloppy and garglyga? Say splork, making sure to hit all of the consonants just right. Everything will feel better afterward.

splork by joyanonymous June 12, 2006