jordotech's definitions

impork

v. When a person pays travel costs for another person to engage in sexual intercourse; i.e. the importing of sexual goods.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech October 19, 2008

Introdouche

v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.

Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad...
Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to?
Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!

by jordotech November 1, 2008