Unique MIDI Routing Number. Indexing method used by the Cinco MIDI Organizer, the only true T-38 SCSI-compatible hardware solution that offers (secure!) Tulley Toggle access to your music library. The UMRN sorts your MIDIs by Name, Date, Kind, and Size.
Dad, can we listen to Camptown Races again?' 'Sure, son, just read me the UMRN.' 'Four, three, zero, one, one, seven, nine, zero, six, three, four, three, six, six, seven, zero, three, zero, colon, one, one, three, nine, nine, three, one, six, zero, zero, four, seven, five, three, zero, one, one, seven, nine, zero, four, four, six ... ' etc.
A person of interest pursued by Springfield Police Chief Clancy Wiggum.
Chief Wiggum: (reading a tombstone) Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
Joe Friday: That's Homer J Simpson, chief. You're reading it upside down.
Chief Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
Joe Friday: Uh, chief, you're talking into your wallet.