Farns

1. a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
2. something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture
3. an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood.

His flashy car was a farns, that deceived no one.

by Jonathan smith September 11, 2013

JASMIN

An extremely goofy girl, with large boobs and can be the BADDEST FEMALE you'll know,her personality is amazing she's a loving person.

I totally want a Jasmin

by Jonathan smith July 18, 2017

reverse anal

after eating a big meal shit comes out of your ass. because anal sex requires something to go in the ass, reverse anal is something coming out.

jim i'll be right back i have to do reverse anal with my dinner

by jonathan smith October 21, 2005