jonas's definitions

Cuntscab

dried blood around the lips of a vagina

also the worst word in the english language

Ronnie is a cuntscab for stealing my $20

Kelly had cuntscabs after that rough night in the sack

by Jonas March 28, 2004

gwapings

a group of extreamly good looking guys that excels in many ways among ordinary people

Gwapings si jonas!

by jonas November 30, 2003

munder syndrome

The act of being a homosexual as well as illiterate at the same time. Also smoking pot and gorging himself with acts of sex fills the person's life full of love and laughter.

Bobby is opening the school for children with Munder Syndrome. a rarity experienced in the hearts of men from San Francisco.

by Jonas November 9, 2006

jonuts

a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (www.jonuts.com) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy

jonuts all up in your mouth

by jonas October 25, 2004

grill

Staring someone down, giving them an intimidating look.

"A long hard stare is a grill"
-Big L, "Ebonics"

by Jonas January 6, 2005

smurgle burg

The act of eating out after your done with her vagina and cum is dripping everywhere.... so your slurp it up and spit it back into her.

"hey Shane i heard when your condom broke, Carli asked you to smurlge burg it all back in...."~Jonas
"hey fuck you Jonas!"~Shane

by jonas January 20, 2004

FUPA

fat upper pussy area

Matt Sloyballs has a FUPA because his pussy smells like skunky hippopotomous.

by Jonas August 27, 2003