jonas's definitions

grill

Staring someone down, giving them an intimidating look.

"A long hard stare is a grill"
-Big L, "Ebonics"

by Jonas January 6, 2005

jonuts

a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (www.jonuts.com) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy

jonuts all up in your mouth

by jonas October 25, 2004

smurgle burg

The act of eating out after your done with her vagina and cum is dripping everywhere.... so your slurp it up and spit it back into her.

"hey Shane i heard when your condom broke, Carli asked you to smurlge burg it all back in...."~Jonas
"hey fuck you Jonas!"~Shane

by jonas January 20, 2004

Cuntscab

dried blood around the lips of a vagina

also the worst word in the english language

Ronnie is a cuntscab for stealing my $20

Kelly had cuntscabs after that rough night in the sack

by Jonas March 28, 2004

lerrick

jonas' boyfriend. he is HARLA dope

jonas <3's lerrick. mmmmmmm

by jonas October 27, 2004

gwapings

a group of extreamly good looking guys that excels in many ways among ordinary people

Gwapings si jonas!

by jonas November 30, 2003

fred durst

Fred Durst formed Limp Bizkit in 1994. He was upped into the business by friends KoRn.

Judged by many people and classed as a "prick". Fred's ego may be big, but he is a nice guy.

Guy: Fred Durst is pretty awesome.

by Jonas January 19, 2005