jonas's definitions

burrito

a really fat joint

man i wanna hit that burrito

by jonas September 5, 2003

cwiiis

(n) highly homosexual individual, sexually tilts towards molestation of dead russian men

cwiiis, you are SO gay with Joseph Stalin

by jonas November 27, 2003

fred durst

Fred Durst formed Limp Bizkit in 1994. He was upped into the business by friends KoRn.

Judged by many people and classed as a "prick". Fred's ego may be big, but he is a nice guy.

Guy: Fred Durst is pretty awesome.

by Jonas January 19, 2005

grill

Staring someone down, giving them an intimidating look.

"A long hard stare is a grill"
-Big L, "Ebonics"

by Jonas January 6, 2005

smurgle burg

The act of eating out after your done with her vagina and cum is dripping everywhere.... so your slurp it up and spit it back into her.

"hey Shane i heard when your condom broke, Carli asked you to smurlge burg it all back in...."~Jonas
"hey fuck you Jonas!"~Shane

by jonas January 20, 2004

jonuts

a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (www.jonuts.com) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy

jonuts all up in your mouth

by jonas October 25, 2004

FUPA

fat upper pussy area

Matt Sloyballs has a FUPA because his pussy smells like skunky hippopotomous.

by Jonas August 27, 2003