jon's definitions

purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)

Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.

by Jon November 24, 2003

heh

Coversational putty, used mainly on IRC to smoothen the flow of chat. Can be used to acknowledge another person's speech, while not actually responding to it. Can also be used as an equivalent of throat-clearing, indicating that you have something to say which will follow afterward.

<Jimbo> so I just said forget it and went home
<Ace> heh
<harley> heh

<llama> heh
<llama> you guys won't believe what just happened

by Jon November 26, 2003

shight

the wussies way of saying shit because they do not want to get in trouble form higher authorities (ex. parents, teachers)

shight this mark is bad!

by jon November 27, 2003

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

by Jon November 28, 2003

sh!t

Shit. USed with an exclamation mark in place of an I.

Holy sh!t
This sh!t sucks

by Jon November 30, 2003

whiteford

A great man

the creator of the world

by jon December 2, 2003

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The Computers Alphabet

This is used by people that have much to white skin and carple tunnel syntrom

by Jon December 2, 2003