jon's definitions

Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

by Jon April 14, 2005

bitchtrip

When a chick thats being a bitch throws a bitchfit

Oh shit cuz not another bitchtrip!

by Jon August 5, 2004

Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005

Jaberwalk

Someone who tends to suicide in video games often killing everyone around them.

Bob has a rocket launcher and walks up to his enemies and fires killing everyone around him in a mass Jaberwalk

by Jon December 7, 2003

melodic

1. a term denoting the use of melody in a song. Also soothing or "soft" noises in a song.
2. term bands will relentlessly use to definie their new record.
3. Prefix added to several types of aggressive music

1. Have you heard the new Poison The Well Record? It's so Melodic!
2. "yeah our new record is alot like our last one, cept its heavier and more melodic.
3. Melodic-hardcore, Melodic-punk, etc.

by Jon December 24, 2003

Rudying

To touch everything in the room while indicating that one is ironically spreading germs.

Note: NBA center Rudy Gobert during March 9, 2020 post-game interview. Rudy Gobert was Rudying many items in the room during his post-game interview session and was subsequentially diagnosed with the COVID-19 virus two days later.

by Jon March 12, 2020

schmoo

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.

2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.

3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.

Awwwwww Schmoo!!

Healing Schmoos coming your way....

by Jon May 23, 2003