jon's definitions

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

spdst

Stupid People Do Stupid Things. Group from thunder bay, canada who do crazy stupid stunts and skits. they have a website (www.spdst.com) and a DVD called disarray from the bay.

Jumping off high things.. doing bodily harms is SPDST.

by Jon November 28, 2004

anality

The act of being an anal person. A gay man who regularly enjoys ass play is said to possess anality. Gay male porn stars who enjoy inserting dildos into their butts, have anality as do gay men who enjoy receiving anal sex. Anality is the term for people who enjoy anal play.

Did you see Jeff Stryker insert that big dildo up his butt? Did you see the way it slid up there. I loved watching him lube it up and his butt before pushing it on up there. He is possessed of anality.

by Jon October 9, 2004

math

arithmetic, calculus, and pie diagrams.

mathematicians don't study math; they study other things, like cohomology groups, k-theory, and algebraic d-modules.

by jon May 1, 2004

virii

Refers to people from planet virus. People who use this word usually received their GED two years after graduating from Sally Struthers University with degree in TV/VCR repair.

I was using my computer and noticed i was infected with some virii right before i was abducted and was anally probed.

by Jon November 10, 2003

Saturn

The BEST Cars Around.

Whoever Says Saturn Cars Aren’t Cool Must Drive A Piece Of Crap Ford.

by Jon March 15, 2005

lil' fizzin it

trying to do something that you know you can't really do.(like lil' fizz trying to dance)

"yo! lil fizz, quit tryin to lil fizz your dancing.

by jon August 16, 2003