jon's definitions

cheeses of nazareth

The pathetic excuse for humor, the annoyance of one's own opinion to state utterance of what he cannot comprehend.

Cheeses of Nazareth are Cheeto's made in Nazareth, plus it is known as sarcasum of what religion has portrayed as a negitive effect upon society for many, many years.

This however does not excuse the first definition on this page. The guy who wrote that is just an ignorant bastard.

"Cheeses of Nazareth taste better then american cheeto's." "Yeah, they do, and that reminds me of the BS religion has done to our country, world. Someone should do something about the misinformation of societies common knowledge."

by Jon January 8, 2004

awesomely

To do something in a manner or method which is awesome.

Dude, there are tons of free virus scanners on the web that work awesomely.

by Jon March 2, 2004

gobshite

my mate rob

erm, my mate rob is a gobshite

by jon August 13, 2003

soup sandwich

A sandwich that is to be eaten with a soup.

We had spagehtti O's and a soup sandwich.

by Jon October 27, 2003

Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

by Jon April 14, 2005

H2

a large car driven by men with small
penises, or who wish to donate money
indirectly to al-Qaeda.

That guy supports terrorists, but
he couldn't send them a donation. Instead, he bought an H2.

by Jon March 19, 2004

Mordor

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt

One does not simply waltz into Mordor.

by Jon February 17, 2005