402 definitions by jon

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.
Persistance breaks the bitch shield.
by Jon March 26, 2005
The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.
Fuck California and all of its lies.
by Jon March 14, 2005
NOS is the acronym for New Old Stock. It's an item that is old, but ios not used. Since it never sold, it's technically "new" even though it may be several years old.
1967 Plymouth Barracuda Antenna. Chrysler made them and distributed them to Retailers. Stock was left over after they stopped making the cars.
by Jon September 23, 2003
a really big sandwich. with a lot of meat.

bread, cheese, ham, tomato, fried chicken, one piece of lettuce, turkey, pastrami, cheese, bread, cheese, tuna, salami, mustard, egg salad, bacon (if available), onion, cheese, bread. among other things.
i ate a tranwich the other day for lunch and there was enough meat in there to make a vegetarian jump in front of a bus.
by jon October 28, 2004
Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.
-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
by Jon August 11, 2004
canadian death metal band. has quite possibly the fastest drummer in the world.
the band, cryptopsy, kicks your ass.
by jon October 23, 2003
A "fairy story" by George Orwell, where farm animals take over the farm ran by their drunken master. The book compares the animals to those involved with communist takeover of Russia. In the end, the animals are worse off than they were under human control.
Napolean the pig in Animal Farm represents Joseph Stalin.
by Jon December 31, 2003

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