jon's definitions

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004

MNI

The greatest fucking site ever!

I love muggle net interactive

by jon April 12, 2004

ford

for one real drive, the usualy runs into mechanicle problems on next drive

"Forget that girls shes a ford, too many problems."

by jon September 10, 2003

DIFLAW

Damn, I feel like a woman.

This is self explanatory.

by Jon January 18, 2005

Malcolm X

Slang term for Ecstasy.

I just hit some Malcolm X

or

I just went out with Malcolm X for a while

by Jon January 14, 2005

bangin

The Techno knock in Electronic music. Hard hitting repetious music. Something highly agreed to for rolling

"This is a bangin mix"

by jon June 19, 2004

axx

access

Commonly used when asking if someone else has access to a server or box.

"Do you have axx on that b0x?"

by jon January 1, 2004