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Definitions by jon

junk is when something is extremely horrible
dude that stuff is junk
junk by jon May 13, 2005
Oh great; ah man; rats; not again. Sarcastic expression of the joy NOT going to be felt after the implementation or description of the ensuing expression.
Oh joy, looks like we have more assignments to do before Thursday.
Joy by Jon May 13, 2005
The act of possessing illicit substances
man, you styling?

Yeuh i got a half ounce
stylin by Jon May 13, 2005

pop on the keyboard 

when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues
Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me
pop on the keyboard by Jon May 13, 2005

comfartable

Providing physical comfort to the point of disregarding normaly accepted social behavior.

Free from all stress or anxiety; at complete ease: Producing feelings of ease or security.
A comfartable evening at home gasing out your girlfriend or close friends.
comfartable by Jon May 7, 2005
1)An exallent fps for the x box. Anyone that says this game sucks isn't a true gamer, a true gamer would realize you can't put down halo just because you dont like fps's or you just play half life.
2)Counstructed by The Forruner it is a giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted a long with many other halos as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Halo was not built to house the parasite noobs,play the game. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown
Halo pwns and Half Life pwns, so does Counterstrike and Unreal Tournement, the only problem being is you have hackers in all those games but Halo.
halo by Jon May 5, 2005
1)An exallent fps for the x box. Anyone that says this game sucks isn't a true gamer, a true gamer would realize you can't put down halo just because you dont like fps's or you just play half life.
2)A giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted by the Forrunner as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown
Halo pwns, Half Life pwns, you can't just choose one noob.
halo by Jon May 1, 2005