jon's definitions

thwapt

The sound you make when you pound Lucas' mom.

"Thwapt thwapt thwapt"

by Jon October 22, 2003

skunny

A nickname for a type of marijuana called skunk, a humerous alternative!

Joe?,...Pass us that bag o'skunny son

by JOn October 22, 2003

cryptopsy

canadian death metal band. has quite possibly the fastest drummer in the world.

the band, cryptopsy, kicks your ass.

by jon October 23, 2003

setromexual

the opposite of a metrosexual. a gay man who dresses porly and has no taste.

I can't believe Todd wore that shirt! He is such a setromexual!

by Jon October 25, 2003

soup sandwich

A sandwich that is to be eaten with a soup.

We had spagehtti O's and a soup sandwich.

by Jon October 27, 2003

Ribidib

Mythical creature. Descendant of the "Eslinge". Ribidibs look like humans, they can be identified by their preferences for singing, dancing, music, sometimes scurrile behaviour and absurd fantasy. They have an affectation for swampland, reed and lakes.

Ein Ribidib am Ufer sass, jaja so war das.

by Jon October 29, 2003

tits of life

battery indicater on mobile phone

"I've only got two tits of life on my phone"

by jon November 1, 2003