jon's definitions

anal mauraders

usually a gang of gay dudes or want a be gay dudes

Look at those Queer Eye guys, what a bunch of anal mauraders

by Jon August 3, 2004

Shwing

To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner

Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?

Me: Lets just say, SHWING!

by Jon March 10, 2003

Peace

To love eachother and not fight or argue with others.

All I want is peace in the middle east...and a blowjob.

by Jon September 9, 2003

clownboy

An immature fellow who yearns for attention via ridiculous public displays: armpit farts, mime routines, playing a bassoon in the middle of the rush hour crowd. He is usually pale in complexion and under 100 lbs.

The clownboy's antics were ill-timed and he was summarily throttled by half the annoyed citizens of downtown Cincinnati. No charges were filed as the police lent assistance in the beating.

by Jon May 13, 2005

woot

"w00t!" is a popular descendent of the informal interjections "Whoomp" and "Whoot", used to express joy or elation. Compare "Yippee!"

The terms rose to popularity in two 1993 rap / hip-hop tracks from "95 south" and "tag team", entitled "Whoot (There it is)" and "Whoomp (there it is)" respectively.

w00t! I just achieved a goal!

by Jon November 11, 2004

Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

by Jon April 4, 2005

mxslicer

Someone who is unable to comprehend the slightest facts because he has a heavy "de-liberalizer" filter on his monitor.

Blindly worships anything conservative and republican, and uses ah homenien attacks to defend himself.

Jon: So I'm not happy with the current government.
MxSlicer: Shut up your P**** FA*
Another Conservative: Shup Up Mxslicer, your making your party look bad.

by Jon April 17, 2005