jon's definitions

tuche

An extreamly attractive woman, with a beautiful smile, and a great personality.

That girl is so perfect, she could be a tuche.

by Jon September 3, 2004

tiberian sun

Probably the best rts ever. It was the groundbreaker for all other rts's, it made commands like "attack here" become noticably needed.

Tiberian Sun was the last great game made by Westwood. Ever since EA took over, things have gotten shitty.

by Jon May 1, 2005

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The Computers Alphabet

This is used by people that have much to white skin and carple tunnel syntrom

by Jon December 2, 2003

Scorponok

Participant in the Beast Wars. Loyal servant and chief scientist of Megatron. Harbored the most deadly firepower of all predacons during his existence, but lacked common sense. Acting Second-in-command of the Predacons until killed in the Quantum Surge following the destruction of the Vok Planetbuster.

The most underrated character from Beast Wars is Scorponok

by Jon December 28, 2004

himan

A creature with four eyes.

Mami likes drawing text pictures of himans when talking on AIM. ==;;;;;;

by Jon June 19, 2005

t-bang

A sex position in which the female lies in an "L" shape with her legs in the air. The male stands over her, points his phallus downwards, and proceeds to ram her until ejacutlation. Usually done for bragging rights.

I t-banged that slut just like Peter North would've

by Jon November 4, 2003

Konglish

The Korean version of Japanese Engrish. Essentially, how certain English phrases get translated into Korean:
digital -> digtaur
camera -> kamera
cellphone ->handapone

"I sorry. I can only speak in the Konglish."

by Jon March 2, 2004