jon's definitions

mansechs

The act of slipping the phallus of one male homosapien into an opening provided willingly from another male homosapien. This act usually involves one of the male homosapiens to behave like the other male homosapiens biatch.

I had some hawt mansechs with Tyden last night! -Belatucrados

by Jon December 30, 2003

nympho

The word basically means your roommates girlfriend who likes to have sex while your enjoying a nice game of madden in the same room. She also knows her boyfriend is extremely sick yet the sex freak she is decides its cool to be infested with bacterial parasites and have a crummy dick in her at the same time. End of story.

Natalie, stop trying to fuck Igor while he is throwing up you nympho!

by Jon February 11, 2005

Fuck California

The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.

Fuck California and all of its lies.

by Jon March 14, 2005

DSL

D ick
S ucking
L ips

Man, did you see that hoe.. she got some dsl!

by Jon January 26, 2005

dobbs

often used as a referance to the female persuasion. it may alao mean a womans breast or ass

jon got a girlfried and had to hop on them dobbs

by jon January 11, 2005

lmrto

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.

ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!

by Jon December 23, 2004

boot

Used to express a wanting to leave.

Hey guys lets boot.

by Jon May 16, 2004