jon's definitions

meow-meow

is bloody and meows "meow-meow" at 4 in the morning to the bald meow meow because they are best friends forever

the bloody meow-meow Meowed to the bald meow-meow at 4 o'clock in the morning.

by jon December 12, 2003

pop on the keyboard

when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues

Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me

by Jon May 13, 2005

Washington State

Agreeing with ":)", Washington IS the best state. I wish I lived there, instead I live in the horrible state (For lack of a better word) California.

I would give anything to move to Bainbridge Island, in the beautiful State of Washington.

by Jon March 14, 2005

VH1

A telvision station created by Viacom that is famous for looking back at things popular twenty years ago.

I like VH1 because I REALLY care what C-Level celebrities have to say about the Eighies.

by Jon December 29, 2004

Burrnasty

When you are getting a blow job, sitting down, grab the girls head a shove her nose in your ass crack. When you do that fart on her face.

I just burrnastied this dirty slut.

by Jon February 27, 2005

jewie

a very cool kid that has a long penis with jewish backround

jewie has a long penis

by Jon April 6, 2004

antiwar protestor

people who dont understand sitting there doing nothing never solved anything and if the U.S. considers a war we obviosly didnt find a way to make a peace treaty

hitler came to power trying to take over the world but war took place and people did something about it and killed hitler. anti-war people dont understand this concept

by jon May 4, 2003