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California

Thank you, to all of you that can see through the sham that is California.

California does suck. I live here, so I can say it. The weather is horrible (Contrary to many beliefs). Its either 120 degrees out, below freezing, raining 5 inches a day, or muggy. Where I live, we get 70 inches of rain a year. And they say it rains to much in Seattle? (Ahem, 30 inches a year)

Most of the people here will give you the finger rather than help you, most of them drive like bats of hell, and if you dare look at them, don’t expect anything of a cold stair. We recalled a Governor, citing he was doing a bad job, then replace him with a Nazi who can speak and is making things worst!

We have horrible traffic, smog everywhere, lots of retarded surf bums, money mongering asses, and many people travel here in the summer, and piss and moan on how it wasn’t what they though. Well duh! A state with 34 million people crammed into it can only be disastrous.

And when I say that California sucks, I get glares, and boos, but I don’t give a fuck. Fuck them all, what do they know? If they cant see what a fucked up place we live in, they can let the San Andreas Fault open up and suck them in.

And speaking of earthquakes, we get hit all the time. It is so annoying, 4.8 here, a 5.5 there, then, bam! the big one 9.8, well, as soon as I turn 18, I am not sticking around to see it. I will be safely in Washington State, laughing and celebrating at the sight of California sinking into the pacific.

Fuck California And All It Stands For. And In 4 Years, While The Californians Will Be Getting Lung Cancer From Smog, Killed By Earthquakes, Or Criminals, I Will Be Out Of California, So Fuck You All.
Fuck California, Fuck Most The People Here, Fuck The Governor, Fuck Los Angeles, Fuck It All, It All Sucks, And If YOU Cant See It, Or Disagree With Me, Fuck You Too, Cause You Are A Fucking Moron.

Fuck It All, Fuck It All, Fuck It All.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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Mecca

A slang reference to Releigh, North Carolina. As everyone in Raleigh treats this town like it is the apex of the civilized world, so "mecca" is a easy way to make fun of these jack-asses.
It's time to make my pilgrimage up to Mecca
by Jon February 18, 2005
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soxors

A word commonly used by very skilled hackers to mean "socks". This word is commonly used in conjunction with other hacker-like terminologies to offend people. Was originally used by the fearful hacker Coddy, of Quakenet fame.
0mg 1 4m 31337 1 just r0x0red ur s0x0rs!!!
by jon May 1, 2004
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New York

Many see New York as the only city in the world. This is not true. But there is no doubt that it is a fantastic city. I grew up in a suburb north of New York City called Westchester, and taking the train to the city is the coolest feeling, seeing the ugliness of Harlem, or the beauty of 42nd street. It's really fantastic. And it's the home of Broadway. Broadway kicks ass.
Avenue Q and Assassins are the best shows in New York right now.
by Jon June 18, 2004
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swissed

damn, i got hella swissed last night at the party.
by jon February 1, 2004
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dwatle

I had to dwatle my ass for some corn
by jon March 11, 2005
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Wrestling Hater

One who hates wrestling. One who can only say that "it's gay" or "for faggots". A person who also tells wrestling fans that it's fake, thinking that the wrestling fan is too stupid to know. They think that the WWE superstars are not actual athletes. It really doesn't require any athleticism to do a moonsault off of the top rope ONTO someone. It doesn't really hurt at all. They're wrong.
Wrestling Hater: Wrestling is a fucking gay sport. OMG they leik 2 touch eachohter lol and ther n theyr ndrware. itz faggot sprts lmao.

Wrestling fan I'd like to see YOU in the wrestling ring against people like Chris Benoit or The Undertaker

Wrestling Hater: may-b i will gosh, lol lol!
by Jon January 19, 2005
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