jon's definitions

fafoo

1. the name of a topical cream that dissolves anal warts
2. really stubborn dingleberries
3. a person that beats dogs mercilessly, only to nurse them back to health and beat them again.

1. I need some fafoo for my achin' ass.
2. I have a fafoo stuck on my ass hair.
3. Animal Control was called on that damn fafoo.

by Jon April 24, 2005

tranwich

a really big sandwich. with a lot of meat.

bread, cheese, ham, tomato, fried chicken, one piece of lettuce, turkey, pastrami, cheese, bread, cheese, tuna, salami, mustard, egg salad, bacon (if available), onion, cheese, bread. among other things.

i ate a tranwich the other day for lunch and there was enough meat in there to make a vegetarian jump in front of a bus.

by jon October 28, 2004

cotch

indeed from the old french coucher (to lie down), but the word couche (n) and Kouche (v) are both present in middle english, Chaucer meploys them.(largely due to the french influence on English, obviously). this also explains the ethnic variant "coootch" which some people use. also might be a variant of coach - originally Koche, named after the german town in which it was invented.

i'm enjoying my cotch. this room is a heavy cotch.

by jon December 1, 2004

lshismp

Laugh So Hard I Shit My Pants

That was so funny ilshismp.

by Jon February 8, 2004

B.E.T.

Network that feeds off African-American stereotypes. Doesn't play real black music like blues. Viacom is killing US Television

BET music is a joke. It would be a real shocker to see performers like Keb Mo', Robert Cray, or Corey Harris featured on that network. They probably never won't.

by Jon May 19, 2003

Larapin

Also spelled larruping, this usually refers to food that tastes exceptionally good.

That fried chicked that grandma used to cook was down right larruping.

by Jon December 2, 2003

kentucky go faster

If it looks good it goes faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower

by Jon June 11, 2006