jon's definitions

swissed

to be intoxicated

damn, i got hella swissed last night at the party.

by jon February 1, 2004

mallpunk

See also: mallcore. Someone who dresses "punk"(usually all black, with studs and chains, died black hair) but listens to crappy bands like Simple Plan, New Found Glory, and other Mallcore bands. This person usually has no idea why they dress this way other than it goes against "the man" and is the way they saw a REAL punker dress. Also thinks they are punk because they listen to Green Day, and usually has no idea who Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols, or Black Flag are. Hangs out at the mall, where they only shop at Hot Topic.

You guys see that Mallpunk over there? I bet he likes to bump the new Good Charlotte record in his mom's minivan.

by Jon December 24, 2003

startledbunny

This is a term for an exceptionally ugly woman, possessed of big, mad staring eyes.

Did you see that broad with the fish eyes? Yeah, she's a real startledbunny ain't she?

by Jon October 10, 2004

STEEL

steel will terminate you, steel will kill you, steel is life, steel is death, steel kills.

Steel will kill you.

by Jon December 31, 2003

New York

Many see New York as the only city in the world. This is not true. But there is no doubt that it is a fantastic city. I grew up in a suburb north of New York City called Westchester, and taking the train to the city is the coolest feeling, seeing the ugliness of Harlem, or the beauty of 42nd street. It's really fantastic. And it's the home of Broadway. Broadway kicks ass.

Avenue Q and Assassins are the best shows in New York right now.

by Jon June 18, 2004

kyb

An acronym for the phrase 'kill yourself, boss'.

Dave, why dont you go kyb?

by Jon August 19, 2004

Gulfas

A band from Eugene OR, go to www.gulfas.com for more information.

You should check out www.gulfas.com man it's like way cool man.

by Jon January 29, 2004