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JYAN

It is an alternative for the name, Jon
Yes, Jyan.
by Jon January 26, 2003
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beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.
After that 20 oz. Jack & coke and five games of beer pong, I was definitely feeling a buzz. Rock on apartment 306.
by Jon January 19, 2004
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stylin

The act of possessing illicit substances
man, you styling?

Yeuh i got a half ounce
by Jon May 13, 2005
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mallpunk

See also: mallcore. Someone who dresses "punk"(usually all black, with studs and chains, died black hair) but listens to crappy bands like Simple Plan, New Found Glory, and other Mallcore bands. This person usually has no idea why they dress this way other than it goes against "the man" and is the way they saw a REAL punker dress. Also thinks they are punk because they listen to Green Day, and usually has no idea who Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols, or Black Flag are. Hangs out at the mall, where they only shop at Hot Topic.
You guys see that Mallpunk over there? I bet he likes to bump the new Good Charlotte record in his mom's minivan.
by Jon December 24, 2003
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mongaleese

Something superior in size. Larger than normal.
"Dude, look at that chick. That's a huge mongaleese!"
by Jon April 15, 2005
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alkarim jivani

Alkarim Jivani is the television editor for the London arts and entertainment magazine Time Out.

Born in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and educated in Tanzania, Kenya, and the United Kingdom, he graduated from the University of Sussex with a degree in philosophy and literature.

In 1997, he published It's not unusual: A History of Lesbian and Gay Britain in the Twentieth Century which dealt with gay and lesbian fashion and slang.

He is an 'out' gay man and is regularly featured on BBC's Newsnight Review. His being comfortable with his own gayness helped a friend of mine come to terms with his own, so Alkarim will always be cool to him.
Who is that swarthy fella with the beads and the bangles? Why, it's none other than Alkarim Jivani. Do you think he would mind if I asked him who had cut his hair? No, not Alkarim, he's a smashing bloke. He won't mind at all.
by Jon October 9, 2004
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porn whore

one who will do anything for porn

one who is addicted to porn
by jon October 28, 2002
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