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moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".
you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off
by Jon December 24, 2003
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snap demeo

an exclamation, usually used to express joy or surprise
Snap demeo, the beer they're serving doesn't suck!
by JoN February 19, 2004
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fava

Cocaine.White powder you stick up your nose to get wasted and chew peoples heads off by talking utter garbage.
Hows ya fava. Lets go to the loo and have a chat with ya dad.
by Jon November 22, 2003
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circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.
When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.
by Jon April 5, 2005
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Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.
Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!
by Jon December 4, 2004
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Mount St. Helens

Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!

Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.

Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting
The Mount St. Helens volcano erupted again today. The ash cloud took out Air Force One.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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Sweet Child

Also known as "Sweet Child O' Mine". It is a metaphor used to personify a very beautiful girl.
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain, I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain. And her hair reminds of a warm, safe place where as a child that I'd pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by.

Sweet Child O' Mine.
by Jon December 2, 2004
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