jon's definitions

asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.

Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"

by Jon March 13, 2005

Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer

Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.

by jon March 30, 2003

splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation

i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.

by jon November 27, 2004

soup sandwich

A sandwich that is to be eaten with a soup.

We had spagehtti O's and a soup sandwich.

by Jon October 27, 2003

feet first

previously on tuesday nights at camden palace the best night out full of cool people were everyone was off their face on ecstacy, with sick cotches to chill.

man lets get everyone down feet first this week its gonna be totally nuts

by jon December 5, 2004

awesomely

To do something in a manner or method which is awesome.

Dude, there are tons of free virus scanners on the web that work awesomely.

by Jon March 2, 2004

cheap

someone that doesn't like to spend money

Olvier is very cheap

by jon June 21, 2003