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virii

Refers to people from planet virus. People who use this word usually received their GED two years after graduating from Sally Struthers University with degree in TV/VCR repair.
I was using my computer and noticed i was infected with some virii right before i was abducted and was anally probed.
by Jon November 10, 2003
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mr. Bo-Jangles

A Jim Croce song. Mr Bojangles is a dancin' man.
Jim: I kne a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Silver hair and ragged shirt, the old soft shoes... He jumped so high, then he'd lightly touch down.
by Jon March 25, 2005
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kentucky go faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower
by Jon June 11, 2006
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anality

The act of being an anal person. A gay man who regularly enjoys ass play is said to possess anality. Gay male porn stars who enjoy inserting dildos into their butts, have anality as do gay men who enjoy receiving anal sex. Anality is the term for people who enjoy anal play.
Did you see Jeff Stryker insert that big dildo up his butt? Did you see the way it slid up there. I loved watching him lube it up and his butt before pushing it on up there. He is possessed of anality.
by Jon October 9, 2004
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math

arithmetic, calculus, and pie diagrams.
mathematicians don't study math; they study other things, like cohomology groups, k-theory, and algebraic d-modules.
by jon May 1, 2004
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asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.
Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"
by Jon March 13, 2005
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Sick

Adj. Must be capitalized. Meaning to be god-like or beyond earthly. Dating to the heroic and god-like powers of the one they call "Sick" on LS2.com.
"That guy is totally Sick"
by Jon April 6, 2004
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