jon's definitions

bangin

The Techno knock in Electronic music. Hard hitting repetious music. Something highly agreed to for rolling

"This is a bangin mix"

by jon June 19, 2004

Cincinnati

A bad choice of record usually played by whack Dj's, see also Miami

This shit's seriously Cincinnati!

by Jon November 15, 2003

axx

access

Commonly used when asking if someone else has access to a server or box.

"Do you have axx on that b0x?"

by jon January 1, 2004

ford

for one real drive, the usualy runs into mechanicle problems on next drive

"Forget that girls shes a ford, too many problems."

by jon September 10, 2003

douma

A crap, usu. large. See deuce.

Oh, god I gotta drop a douma!

Look at the size of that douma!

Mooooommmmm!!! Someone left a big douma in the toilet!

by Jon March 27, 2004

Mordor

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt

One does not simply waltz into Mordor.

by Jon February 17, 2005

H2

a large car driven by men with small
penises, or who wish to donate money
indirectly to al-Qaeda.

That guy supports terrorists, but
he couldn't send them a donation. Instead, he bought an H2.

by Jon March 19, 2004