jon's definitions

ford

for one real drive, the usualy runs into mechanicle problems on next drive

"Forget that girls shes a ford, too many problems."

by jon September 10, 2003

douma

A crap, usu. large. See deuce.

Oh, god I gotta drop a douma!

Look at the size of that douma!

Mooooommmmm!!! Someone left a big douma in the toilet!

by Jon March 27, 2004

beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.

After that 20 oz. Jack & coke and five games of beer pong, I was definitely feeling a buzz. Rock on apartment 306.

by Jon January 19, 2004

Yagos

One with huge feet

When I looked down at the man's feet, I could tell he was a Yagos.

by Jon August 30, 2003

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers

Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!

by Jon February 7, 2003

Finka

A caucasian mainly japanese and or chinese person that is a total ass.

by Jon August 29, 2003

stylin

to have possession of an illicit substance

man, you stylin?

ya, i got a half ounce

by Jon March 17, 2005