jon's definitions

Conan O'Brien

The FUNNIEST man alive.

Late Night With Conan O’Brien Rocks!!!

by Jon March 15, 2005

Icthius

Superhero who happens to post on the internet.

Posts on the internets.

by Jon December 29, 2004

sweats

Expression of mild exasperation with regard to an incident of some minor but unwanted personal consequence.

That sweats.

by Jon December 26, 2003

pop on the keyboard

when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues

Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me

by Jon May 13, 2005

Swindon

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.

My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!

by Jon May 20, 2003

yurk

Yurk: describing the feeling of cuming. it can also be the actual jiz itself

Usually when I eff her, I am like Yurk, but last night was soo good, I was like Yuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrk.

by Jon June 29, 2004

mak

Short for a Macedonian person. See Macedonia here for a description of the country.

I'm a Mak from Macedonia.

by Jon February 7, 2005