jon's definitions

Row Sham Bow

1) To totally flip out on somebody in a cool way. Sometimes accompanied by a Shilelah

OMG, Jon just ROW SHAM BOW'd that kid with his SHILELAH

by Jon August 18, 2004

American Eagle

Anyone associated with this store is either a) stuck up asshole b) girls who follow trends too easily c) a combination of both, and whom also can't think for themselves.

Prep may mean something else, but we needed a word to group all of those kinds of people. Prep worked.

prep: i shop at american eagle, i can be fashionable while saving a great deal of money.

other: awesome, you're also a bitch. fuck you.

by Jon February 1, 2005

turk

Slang for a person from the Welsh town of Llanelli.

Came from the fact that many Turkish people used to turn up in Llanelli and some married into the locals.

Usually refers to supporters of Llanelli Rugby Football Club, or Llanelli Scarlets regional rugby team.

"The bloody Turks won again!"

by Jon May 15, 2004

Vag Tap

Almost like a ball tap, except tapping a girls vagina.

Carly wouldn't shut her damn trap, so I vag tapped her.

by Jon February 5, 2004

ford

for one real drive, the usualy runs into mechanicle problems on next drive

"Forget that girls shes a ford, too many problems."

by jon September 10, 2003

DIFLAW

Damn, I feel like a woman.

This is self explanatory.

by Jon January 18, 2005

Malcolm X

Slang term for Ecstasy.

I just hit some Malcolm X

or

I just went out with Malcolm X for a while

by Jon January 14, 2005