pop on the keyboard

when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues
Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me
by Jon March 24, 2005
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above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.
Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.
by Jon December 22, 2006
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waffed

When your high on cocaine.
Talk right foo! You waffed?
Yeah....are you?
FUCK YEAH!
by jon April 13, 2005
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durse wagon

a person with a gynormus ass. typically the size of a small automobile.
damn, look at that durse wagon
by jon May 19, 2004
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American Eagle

Anyone associated with this store is either a) stuck up asshole b) girls who follow trends too easily c) a combination of both, and whom also can't think for themselves.

Prep may mean something else, but we needed a word to group all of those kinds of people. Prep worked.
prep: i shop at american eagle, i can be fashionable while saving a great deal of money.

other: awesome, you're also a bitch. fuck you.
by Jon February 02, 2005
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t-bang

A sex position in which the female lies in an "L" shape with her legs in the air. The male stands over her, points his phallus downwards, and proceeds to ram her until ejacutlation. Usually done for bragging rights.
I t-banged that slut just like Peter North would've
by Jon November 05, 2003
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Dell

Dell Computers Are As Reliable As Fords, George Bush And Cable TV/Internet.
1. I would buy a Dell, but I think its a sin.

2. Simple, Buy An HP!
by Jon March 16, 2005
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