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halo

1)An exallent fps for the x box. Anyone that says this game sucks isn't a true gamer, a true gamer would realize you can't put down halo just because you dont like fps's or you just play half life.
2)Counstructed by The Forruner it is a giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted a long with many other halos as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Halo was not built to house the parasite noobs,play the game. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown
Halo pwns and Half Life pwns, so does Counterstrike and Unreal Tournement, the only problem being is you have hackers in all those games but Halo.
by Jon May 5, 2005
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crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.
Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.
by Jon January 24, 2005
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mr. Bo-Jangles

A Jim Croce song. Mr Bojangles is a dancin' man.
Jim: I kne a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Silver hair and ragged shirt, the old soft shoes... He jumped so high, then he'd lightly touch down.
by Jon March 25, 2005
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spdst

Stupid People Do Stupid Things. Group from thunder bay, canada who do crazy stupid stunts and skits. they have a website (www.spdst.com) and a DVD called disarray from the bay.
Jumping off high things.. doing bodily harms is SPDST.
by Jon November 28, 2004
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Saturn

Whoever Says Saturn Cars Aren’t Cool Must Drive A Piece Of Crap Ford.
by Jon March 15, 2005
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The San Andreas Fault

My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.
Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.
by Jon March 15, 2005
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virii

Refers to people from planet virus. People who use this word usually received their GED two years after graduating from Sally Struthers University with degree in TV/VCR repair.
I was using my computer and noticed i was infected with some virii right before i was abducted and was anally probed.
by Jon November 10, 2003
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