jon's definitions

virii

Refers to people from planet virus. People who use this word usually received their GED two years after graduating from Sally Struthers University with degree in TV/VCR repair.

I was using my computer and noticed i was infected with some virii right before i was abducted and was anally probed.

by Jon November 10, 2003

stuff

A popular men's magazine featuring pornography.

Did you see that hot chick in Stuff?

by Jon June 5, 2003

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

mr. Bo-Jangles

A Jim Croce song. Mr Bojangles is a dancin' man.

Jim: I kne a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Silver hair and ragged shirt, the old soft shoes... He jumped so high, then he'd lightly touch down.

by Jon March 25, 2005

The Play

The biggest hosing in the history of college foootball.

The Play ended John Elway's college football career.

by Jon January 1, 2004

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004

setromexual

the opposite of a metrosexual. a gay man who dresses porly and has no taste.

I can't believe Todd wore that shirt! He is such a setromexual!

by Jon October 25, 2003