johnnylurg's definitions

no bi

The bisexual equivalent to "no homo," used in rare cases.

"Johnny, Judy, you both look so irresistibly delectable in those outfits! No bi, hehehe."

by JohnnyLurg March 22, 2012

dr. j

slang term for a joint

"Roll me a dr. j."

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

scram

the only word the Vermicious Knids know.

the Vermicious Knids are a bit like South Park's Timmy or every single Pokemon except Meowth and Mewtwo, except that they aren't named Scram.

by JohnnyLurg June 17, 2012

XD

an acronym for the phrase "excellent, dude"

Guy: I finally got a job at the Sizzler!
Ted: XD!

by JohnnyLurg October 25, 2012

stap

a smartass way to say "stop" to someone

"Naw son, stap that."

by JohnnyLurg October 13, 2012

swingin' on the flippity flop

hanging out

GUY #1: What are you up to?
GUY #2: Just swingin' on the flippity flop.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011