Definitions by johnnylurg

FOALMB 

An acronym for "Fuck Off And Let Me Be."

"FOALMB once, shame on you."
-George W. Bush, misusing this term.

FOALMB by JohnnyLurg September 7, 2013

shock wild 

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value

Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.

shock wild by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

Judean slip

A comment made by a secretly Jewish person which reveals their Jewishness.

Many white supremacists dedicatedly waited for Robin Williams to utter a Judean slip, but the day never came.

Judean slip by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

coinslot 

One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.

Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!

coinslot by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

dicknail by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

double jap 

A girl who is both Japanese and a Jewish American Princess.

Usually the double jap is only half-Japanese.

double jap by JohnnyLurg October 27, 2012

oopsidoodle 

The catchphrase of Taco Man, an unlikely superhero and the star cartoon character of Samuel T Nelson's Flash animation website Ebolaworld. Also the title of one Taco Man cartoon. It's like a cooler and detached yet sillier "d'oh!"

Taco Man: Now to save the kid!
(kid gets eaten by Donald McRonald)
Taco Man: Oopsidoodle!

oopsidoodle by JohnnyLurg October 26, 2012