3 definitions by johnny lake

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1. v., NOTE: any race can take a nig nap. All one needs to do is to fall asleep on the job while ON THE CLOCK. take note: It is actually more difficult for an african american to NIG NAP due to the fact that one must have a legitimate job in the first place to nig nap at. Be mindful...a negro falling asleep at his CRACKHOUSE does not constitute NIG NAPPING.
2. n., A nig nap refers to the hair-condition of an african-american female, especially in the early morning.
1. "If johnny gets caught NIG NAPping by the boss, it'll be the end of him, he'll be fired!"
2. guy #1:"shaniqua has quite a NIG NAP going on this morning, eh!"
guy #2:"Yeah, she needs to STEAL HERSELF some no-lye relaxer to tame that BEAST!!!".
by johnny lake May 31, 2008

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v., to play a game of nig tag, simply accompany your african american parents to Wal-Mart and then run around chasing eachother bumping in to every senior citizen you can. Bonus points are given for knocking the senior down, with the maximum points given for breaking their hips. (see also nig knocking)
"Tyrone and Jerome we're playing a rather rambunctious game of nig tag, and their parents seemed to encourage it!"
by johnny lake May 30, 2008

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n., nig 911 is a 911 operating system staffed by african americans. Don't bother to call as they're likely to sleep through your emergency. (see also nig nap, nig napping).
Neighbor #1: "mark couldn't get through to 911, and his wife suffered brain damage as a result"
Neighbor #2: "We must have nig 911 this side of town."
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